Wtf is wrong with me?!

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Well to be honest...there's TONES of stuff wrong with me! When you first meet me....wait for it...*mind explodes*! It doesn't just explode cause your overloading of excitement, your head explodes because you just can't stand it anymore and you just want to run away!

The weirdest story for me is that me and this kid that I like and so I went outside to chill and get some fresh air since my mom was yelling at me, so I sat on the swings and the kid was looking at me and staring...so he asked one of his friends about me. So I got up went to the grass (not realizing that it's slippery) so I did some hand stands, cart wheels, front flips but tried to do back flips...he came to me and said hi whatcha doin?! Not to bore you....and so on...

Have you ever heard the challenge called "Deep Throat Ranch"? Well I do....it's not pretty, to me. I showed my friend the video and I was like a new challenge is born!

Mostly anything gross will make me completely grossed out....like eye tatoos for example, or....nvm you'll puke of what's next, trust me!

But anyways, so....*completely forgot what to say* Like wtf is wrong with me?! EVERYTHING!! Just not telling you to let myself down...cause I already know what's wrong with me!

So one night/day (i didn't know what time it was cause I was to lazy) I was just singing/raping to one of my favorite band's (so u didn't know already....I'm a girl), and I was playing a game on my ps3 with a friend and I didn't know that he came back, so I was still singing/raping....when the song was done, my friend clapped, I was filled with embarrassment cause I don't really like to sing in front of people....except of my friends...

So your head wants to explode right?! No just me...ok...*silence* Or does your head just wants to picture of what you normally picture?

(Forgot what I was going to say)

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Thanks for reading!

Again I'm not going to force you to comment, vote or follow....just do what you gotta do c:

And I'm sorry for the mis spelling and if it was a short, boring story.

c:

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