BrendonUrie: what's all this white stuff
DallonWeekes: it's jizz lmao
BrendonUrie: really??? Whose is it???
DallonWeekes: I'm kidding you dumbass it's snow
BrendonUrie: I'm not a dumbass I'm a smart ass
DallonWeekes: no I'm pretty sure that's me
BrendonUrie: let's agree to disagree
BrendonUrie: see that's smart thinking
DallonWeekes: smart thinking not smart ass thinking
DallonWeekes: I'm the smart ass
BrendonUrie: I guess you just haven't seen that part of me yet
DallonWeekes: no honey I've seen every part of you
BrendonUrie: that's not what I meant I guess you really are a smart ass
DallonWeekes: it's natural
BrendonUrie: just like your sexuality
DallonWeekes: I can't help it I was born awesome
BrendonUrie: and I was born boring???
DallonWeekes: no you were born talented
BrendonUrie: no I wasn't
DallonWeekes: are you kidding you are the most talented person I know
BrendonUrie: meh
DallonWeekes: you need an ego boost
BrendonUrie: nah I'm good
DallonWeekes: have you ever heard yourself sing
BrendonUrie: I'm not saying I'm a bad singer I just wouldn't say I was born talented
DallonWeekes: let's agree to disagree
BrendonUrie: sure but when I say that you still argue with me
DallonWeekes: it's not arguing when you know I'm right
BrendonUrie: oh really
DallonWeekes: REALLY
DallonWeekes: Brendon?
DallonWeekes: Brendon??
DallonWeekes: Brendon???
DallonWeekes: BRENDON
BrendonUrie: WHAT!!
DallonWeekes: why didn't you respond
BrendonUrie: my phone died
DallonWeekes: oh.
BrendonUrie: don't worry I'm not mad at you
BrendonUrie: you just get cocky sometimes
DallonWeekes: what about cocks
BrendonUrie: I swear you have selective hearing
DallonWeekes: true
BrendonUrie: well I'm gonna let my phone finish charging while I go back outside
DallonWeekes: k00l
BrendonUrie: what are you doing
DallonWeekes: following you
BrendonUrie: where did you come from
DallonWeekes: my mom
BrendonUrie: same
DallonWeekes: do you want to go make snow angels with me!?!?!?
BrendonUrie: sure
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Snapchat // Brallon
FanfictionBrendonUrie: hey babe do you like DallonWeekes: I do like but I'm not your babe