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↞•Y/n: Chapter Two•↠

[For those who don't know, the picture above is of Seventeen's "Kwon Soonyoung," his stage name "Hoshi." He's in the story, so for those who aren't big on Seventeen this is what the little angel looks like]

I wake up to my phone blasting music. Loud music makes the best ringtone. However, I stayed up too late, so I slam the snooze button in hopes for an extra twenty minutes or so of sleep.

I'm about to doze off again, when my phone buzzes. I reach over, groaning, wonder what notification it could be.

Hamster: I HAVE A GREAT PICKUP LINE

Goddamnit. Really?? Now??

Me: what is it, Hosh. -_-
Hamster: My name's Soonyoung.
Hamster: But you can call me... soon.
Hamster: ;)))

Before I can reply, my bedroom door opens.

"Y/n, you hit the alarm, didn't you?" My brother asks. He's got one towel wrapped around his lower half and the other resting around his neck. His hair is dripping all over my floor.

"Yah, get out of here!" I cry, sitting up. "Put on some clothes, you pabo!!"
"Stop saying 'Yah,' you baby." He says, flicking water from his hands at me.
"Yah, go dry off!!"
"'Yah!!'" Mimicking me, he flicks again.
"Stop mimicking me, Park Jimin!! Get out!" I cry.

Hamster: hellooo~~
Hamster:??
Hamster: Y/nnn~~
Hamster: don't ignore meee
Hamster: I'm sorryyyy it was a bad joookkeee
Hamster: I'll spam
Hamster: woawoawoa
Hamster: omomomomomo
Hamster: ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ
Hamster:╮(╯▽╰)╭
Hamster:|(￣3￣)|
Hamster:（//･_･//)
Me: STOP
Me: SPAMMING
Hamster: Omo, scary y/n~~ !!! ミ●﹏☉ミ
Me: HOOOSSHHIII
Me: you ruined my extra sleep
Me: if I fall asleep in maths, it's all your fault!
Hamster: omomomomo
Hamster: woawoawoawoa
Hamster: (((( ;°Д°))))
Hamster:♥(✿ฺ'∀'✿ฺ)ﾉ
Hamster:ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？
Hamster:ヾ('･ ･｀｡)ノ
Hamster:＼(-_______-;)／
Hamster:o(；△；)o
Hamster:└(=^‥^=)┐
Hamster:(づ￣ ³￣)づ
Me: KWON SOONYOOOUUNNGGGGGGG
Hamster: PARK YYYYYYYY/NNNNNNN
Hamster: ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
Hamster: Come to lunch with me~~
Hamster: Joshua and Woozi are tagging along!!
Hamster: └（★ｏ★）┐
Me: stop using those stupid emojis and I'll think about it
Hamster: woawoawoa
Hamster: omomomomo
Me: SEND A SINGLE ONE AND I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF
Hamster: O-o
Hamster: that escalated quickly....
Hamster: '*'
Me: if I go to lunch with you idiots, will you STOP. SPAMMING.
Hamster: .....yes?
Me: fine.
Me: I'll go.
Hamster: Yayayayayyayay!!
Hamster: omo ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿
Me: HOSHI
Hamster: aaaahhh sorrryyyy
Hamster: see you at lunch~~
Hamster: meet you at the bakery!!!
Hamster: seeya!
Me:byeya, dork

I shake my head. Why have I stuck around with this dork????

I get up, slowly making my way to the bathroom. It's annoyingly humid from where my brother took his shower. Damn you, Park Jimin.

I brush my teeth and apply a light amount of makeup before leaving the bathroom.

"Y/n~~~ What would you like for breakfast?" Jimin calls up the staircase.
"Uh, do we have pancake mix??"
"Say what?!? Oh god.... uh..... lemme... we do! I hope you're prepared for it to be burnt!"
"I always am, when it comes to you!!"
"Yah, don't be rude!"
"Who's 'Yah-ing' now, Park Jimin?!"
"Ya– Pabo!! Do you want this pancake or not!?!?"

I laugh, walking into my room and brushing my hair up into a ponytail. I put on my school uniform, doing a spin in the mirror to make sure there's no loose ends or untucked clothes in my outfit.

Once I'm (somewhat) satisfied with how I look, I head downstairs to see that my brother made pancakes — good pancakes.

There's one stack placed in front of an empty chair and one in front of him. He's grinning at me, this big, stupid grin that makes his eyes crinkle.
"Tada~~!" He says happily.
"I'm impressed!" I say, sitting down. He claps excitedly.
"Lookie!! They're actually good, non-burnt pancakes!!" He says proudly. I nod, and we both start eating......