Ask The Wammy's

Mello&Matt: I dare you to read MelloxNatt smut while being tied together.

(Beyond:) *gets out rope*

(Mello:) Noo! Why does everyone hate me?

(Matt:) ...... This will be awkward.

(Near:) *turns away*

(Mello:) Please don't make me do this!

(Beyond:) *ties them together and pulls out a smutty MattxMello from a cabinet* I just bought this because I was planning to torture you with it later, Mello.

(Mello:) *glares at B*

(Beyond:) *hands the book to Matt* Now, both of you read it. Aloud. And look at all the details.

(Mello:) Nooooo!

-minutes later-

(Mello:) *passes out*

(Near:) I'm afraid Mello passed out due to stress..