Ang Diary ng GAGO (R-18) COMPLETED & UNEDITED

Journal Entry 1: Code Name: GAGO

Dear Diary,

I have a simple and quiet life. I had the best job ever! I worked as a bar tender in one of the Clubs in Manila. I get to have free boost, hang out with my friends and the best part is I get to meet lovely ladies, hooked up with them with NO STRINGS ATTACHED! Ako ang tipo na may LAWIT pero walang SABIT kasi walang KUMAKAPIT ng MAHIGPIT!

One of my rules in life is not to have any commitment. It's too complicated and things are doing well. Nagulo lang ang tahimik kong buhay magmula nang ako ay mabansagang GAGO. I can still remember the day I met her. Pero hindi ang pangalan nya as you all know I have problem memorizing names so instread I gave her a pet name. I called her "SIREN".

Bakit Siren? Simply because ang unang tumatak sa isip ko ay ang malamig at malambing nyang boses. Sa boses pa lang titigasan ka na. Mabilis nyang nagising ang natutulog kong diwa, ang nahihimlay na ugat sa aking alaga, ang best friend kong si MANOY.

It was the regular busy Friday nights, I was attending to some of our regular customer when she went over and ordered her first drink.

"Hi can I have one bullfrog please!" she said while smiling at me.

"Sure." I smiled back at her.

GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 1: Smile - Show her your killer smile. Ladies always falls for that. Lucky for me I have an added charm. I have two dimples the left and the right! Lumalabas at lalong lumalalim pag may magandang babae sa aking harapan.

Pagka-abot ko nung drinks sabay abot agad siya ng bayad. Sinadya ko talagang tagalan ang pagsusukli para naman makausap ko siya ng matagal.

"You're here with your friends?" ang patsismoso kong tanong.

"Nah I'm here alone." Ang finesse nyang sagot.

BINGO! Isang tanong na lang mahi-hit ko na ang JACKPOT!

"Where's your boyfriend? Why are you not with him? It's not safe na mag-isa ka dito." Ang pakunwaring concern kong tanong. Ayokong pahalata na excited akong malaman.

"I don't have one."

JACKPOT! May nanalo na! Let the game begin.

"You're kidding right? A woman like you, come on?"

"What do you mean?" Ang pabebeng sagot nya.

Tsss mga babae talaga kunware pa gusto pa talagang marinig na pinupuri sila. Eh di ikaw na ang maganda!

"No. Wala talaga promise." nakangiti nyang tugon. "Sa ngayon wala pa. Baka mamaya meron na!" sabay kindat nya sa akin.

Deym is she making a move on me? Ano pa nga ba ang gagawin ko? Ako'y tao lang na nadadarang at natutukso rin!

GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 2: Never let the opportunity pass - kapag ang palay na ang lumapit sa manok tukain mo na ito bago pa matuka ng iba!

We exchanged numbers and decided to eat dinner together the following night. We went to a fine dining restaurant in Manila malapit sa Club na pinagtatrabahuhan ko.

GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 3: Be a gentleman - First impression always last so be at your best behavior at least on your first date. Kailangan magpigil kahit na gigil na gigil at galit na galit na si MANOY.

After our dinner, I drove her home and when I was about to leave.

"Would you like to come inside?" ang kunwareng nahihiya nyang tanong.

Ladies please don't invite a guy to come inside your house not unless may gusto kayong mangyari.

"Are you sure?" I ask her expecting for a positive response.