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Hey guys New Chappie... Hows everyone?????? Vote n Comment!!! <3

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"Jack! What time are we leaving for the party?!" I yelled while walking downstairs. No answer. "Jack!! Where the fuck are you!?" Can't expect anything from this guy. I got a text on my phone from Jack.

I'm next door... Everyone can hear u shouting..! So u knw calm down!! :D I'll be back in 10 mins maximum :D

I replied to him : So what if they hear me shouting.. As if they rule my life... My life My rules!

That showed them... So I guess it's time to go on facebook.. Haven't been online for a whole damn week... Hmm... I signed in through my iPhone and I got 18 friend requests.. Hmm.. not bad ... I scrolled down and saw a cute guy's request.. His name was Nate. I just had to accept this. Fuck the rest. He accepted straight away...  WOW! OMG.. His pics are soo damn hot...Topless...! Some with his boxers... Fucking 8 pack body... Come on Alanna .. Don't fall for him.. He's just another player.. Break his heart.. Don't let him break yours.

Think of a status a really cool long one... Umm.. Here goes:

Stupid questions get stupid replies. I'm scared of being alone but the question is? Why be scared when I'm already alone. When life gives you apples make orange juice and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it. Everything I do I do for a reason. I don't give a fuck and my excuse is that I'm young ;) It's like screaming and no one can hear you, you almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important that without them you would feel like nothing ... No one will ever understand how much it hurts, you feel hopeless, like no one can help you and when it's over you almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back so that you could have the good.. Don't let being lonely drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn't care about you. I'm the author of my life and I'm writing in pen so I can't rub out my mistakes. I'm learning how to drown out the noise that's been an inseparable part of my life. Fuck your opinion I'm doing my self

Right now here we go...

BOYS: NO i do not want to link you. NO you can't have my number if I don't know you so don’t ask for it. DONT ADD if you've got a stupid bitch of a girlfriend who's gonna be a slag for you talking to me. NO I don't want to do a THING with you so don't ask. DONT ADD if you’re some waste of space. DONT ADD if your an ugly human. DONT ADD if your one of them bookey boys … get off my Facebook ASAP. DONT ADD if your profile picture is a car, footballer or famous person. DONT ADD me and not talk ;) ADD ME if you look like drake or Chris brown or lil Wayne DONT ADD if your swag is confused.

GIRLS: DONT ADD if you’re looking for trouble. DONT ADD if you’re going to be a beg. DONT ADD if you’re gonna add every boy on my Facebook. DONT ADD if you don't like me. DONT ADD if you’re a slag/sket/whore/slut/bitch/hoe/stuck up/depressed/argumentative. DONT ADD if your boyfriend has been talking/flirting with me babes … it means I'm giving him something you’re not.

 I will accept every friend request I get unless your any of them ^^^^ things. If you seen I've unfriended/blocked you means you've pissed me off don't re-add me cause you'll get blocked/ my block list is MASSIVE if you do re-add me you'll be sitting and jamming in my pending list for time so your choice?! -if you’re a nosey bitch don't add - if you’re gonna argue don't add - if you’re gonna inbox my boyfriend or who I'm married to aloud of shit. Go jump off a cliff or just don't add me you know where the unfriend button is :) I'm stubborn and vain. Feel free to add me but don’t just chill on my friend list inbox or chat me I'm always up for a chat I won't bite so don't be scared:) there's many ways you can chat to me this goes out to BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! NOW ADD AWAY BITCHES!!! :-)<3. i also like food:-)


So my status is ready and status updated!

Nate: Hey babe x

Me: Don't call me babe bitch.. I dnt even know u

Nate: I do what I want

Me: As if I give a fuck :P

Nate: U know ur my type of girl. A sexy chiq ;)

Me: Haha :D I dnt even know u.. Never even seen u.. Who knows u might be an old 30 yr old hag tryna hook up wid me... Well listen asshole.. I ain't ur sweet innocent shy type of girl... Read my status.. U might understand who I am. I'm Alanna the Biggest Female Boss!

Nate: "A 30 yr old hag" The name is Nathan but ppl call me Nate.. I'm 18 .. I go to Mayfield Secondary... I'm the most popular guy and all the girls love me lyk hell...

Me: What?! Gayfield.. I mean "MAYfield" ... Seriously? SHIT...

Nate: What why?! It's not like u come to our school.. Tell me ur comin... :D

Me: Yah... Startin tomoro... Fuck Shit Fuck Shit Fuck Shit Fuck Shit! How will I know who u r..?

Nate: The Sexy Abs.. Muscles.... Tight White Shite With Black Jeans..  Anyways gotta go... Gettin ready for a party 2nyt... A mate of mine.. He's called Shayne....Tomorrow... Bye Babes x

Me: LOL! I'm also goin.. with my bro...! Manwhore! C ya!

I logged out of my account.. Seriously?! I was gonna see Nate at a party tonight... Gotta get ready then.. Wait. I dont even know him then why do I want to please him? Focus Alanna Focus. We don't want any guy breaking your heart... 

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How was it.. What do u think of Nate.. Is he a player type guy to u??? Anyways Vote Comment <3

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