Goys I hav sumting to teel you.
mr tumnas is daed.
One sumner dae I wiz waching Dora wit Brit Brit and mr tumnas. I was eeting my burtday cacke and taco supreme. Da Cheerio bee wuz nut their.
I finched my taco supreme nd fell a big toooot cumming.
Den
It hapened.
DA TOOT
OF DAETH
it was vary smelty smelly
mr tumnas duznt lik wen I tout.
He feel too da groundd. Mye toot turnado was too ruff for hem.
hee deednt make it thru my toot of dAeth.
mr tumnass died thate niight.
hank sad.
hanks toots keilled mr tumnas
i criede fur a whole yeare. and tooted. it's beene ruffe.
da funneral wuz fun
I eat a lot of cereal b and buried mr tunmas in cereal. i almoste buryed Brit Brit my kit kit but I herd her meiow wen I had my sad sad toots and didn't bury herr.
Pusan wuz ate da funerall. So was pita mellark allso there . I wood b mad butt I was two sad to b made.
now Imm sad. Plz massage me and cheere me up ;)
hank out. Burp. Nose farts.
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