Hank Town

Peeta Mellark%

Have you ever herd of da guy Peeta mellark? He sounds like pita bread BUT YUO CANT ACTUALY EAT HIM!!! Et is very missleading.

Pita boy is noot a nice guy! I rapeat. HE IS NOTE A NICE GUY. (hes secrtly a meanie beanie)

He onse gave me realy stail bred that tasted like what comes out of britbrit the kitkit after she has a super spicy taco supreme. 

i did NOT toot after eating that bread, likee how I nurmally toot aftur eating a baeish peace of bread. In fact, his stuupid brea d was so stale that i spit it all over his shoes. Pita boy was very offenderd becuz he cooked that bread all by himself. 

Excoose me but I can cook anything better than hem. Especiallty cereal.

Sumtimes I like to pop sum cereal in the oven with a spinkle of chicken nugets. Wen it comes out of the oven it is a beautifel black culor. Then I add the finishinge touch of a tiny toot from britbrit my kit kit.

HOW CULD HE EVER THINK HE CANE ACTUALLY COOK$

Et makes me so mad tht Peeta is tricking society intoo thinking he can cook. Sumtimes I cry myselfe to sleep becuse it opsets me so much.

WINDOW.

Bute anyway, that scoundrel is not my frend and I wish i never had to meet him. I broke off my friendshit with him and will never ever pee him again. Ill stick with my delicius chemiculs.

Id better go. Narnia had better be giving me pusan when I get there or I may have to smash a coconut in my face. Weech is actually relly relaxing. Its a life hack that i know u won't regret.

I really wuld appreciate a massage from any of my followers. Even if yu arent followung me (which everyboody on this place alredy is), maessege me ;)

I will talk to yu guys lates gates.

Burp. Nose Farts.