Heya peeps. I hav a lung story to tel ya.
Ones up on a hank. I couldn't poop. It was harde! No puopes came out of the ol' bootay. I was sad, not funny.
I pressed and squeezed
Prest and spueased
Press and squeeze!NUTTIN!!!!
I tyed to kepe writing, butt it be too harde! I needed pupes to come out!
NOTIN!!!!
One day...
SOMETIN!!!!
A toot saved my life! No mor NOTIN!
FREEDUM!!!
I tink some pope came out wen I tuted. Te wurld may never no.
I feal betttter now! Hank is happy, hank is not sad or de-preset.
HANK IS STIL FUNNY!!!!
Lates gates.
Luv ya pals!!! <3Burp. Nose Farts.
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Hank Town
FanficI'm Hank. Hank Fregley. This story is about my life, so I don't have to keep posting comments about it. It all started off as a wee laddie. So yeah. Read it. I dare you, i'm aviable.... ;) \ burp. nose farts.