To the seven: How do you swear like a demigod?
Annabeth: Well, to be precise, you just yell a bunch of gods names and things like that.
Percy: E.G Holy Hera!
Jason: Oh Styx!
Piper: What the Hades!
Annabeth: Holy Rhea, Mother of Zeus!
Percy: POSEIDONS UNDERPANTS!
Poseidon: Percy as much as I love you son, I don't really appreciate that
Percy: Whoops
Leo: Holy Hephaestus!
Frank: Pluto's Pauldrons!
Hazel: Oh Schist!
Annabeth: Di Immortales!
Hazel: That's enough swearing for one day *passes around bar of soap*
Arion: *whinnies*
Percy: GURL YOUR HORSE NEED MORE SOAP THAN ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER
*throws bucket of soap at Arion*
Arion: *curses Percy*
AN: WOW, anyways that is only 94 words, yh I know. But i'm trying to spend more time on the book I nearly gave up on writing. the epilogue is my fav, oh so percabeth fluffy!
Yh im losing it.
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HoO chat stories
HumorLeo has finally invented monster proof phones and the demigods have got their hands on them. What will happen when the Heroes of Olympus join the chat group? Enjoy ~Ash-is-unimpressed x
