Hazel: sir we were just having a conversation.
Hypnos: well that conversation was ruining my beauty sleep
Athena: Hypnos, go back to bed.
Zeus: What was this conversation about?
Frank: it was about potions...
Zeus: mine would be flight potion.
Poseidon: mine would be a shell potion; it creates a protective shell around the drinker.
Hades: Styx potion for iron skin.
Hephaestus: explosion potion. Pretty self explanatory.
Hera: your pretty Hephaestus. Pretty ugly.
Hephaestus: like mother like son.
Camp half blood: oh my gods yes.
Camp Jupiter: ohhhhhhhh...
The world: ohhhhhh...
Athena: telepathy potion
Poseidon: well that's a classic OWL BRAIN potion.
Athena: maybe you should drink some to clear the barnacles in your beard.
Hephaestus: Burn.
Poseidon: shut it.
Percy: *snorts*
Annabeth: *holds back laughter*
Leo: *catches Percy's eye*
Percy, Annabeth & Leo: *burst out laughing*
Poseidon: what's so funny?
Annabeth: *wipes a tear* Nothing...
Hecate: mist manipulation potion.
Hazel: hey! that's my potion.
Hecate: whatever change yours, I'm a goddess.
Leo: A minor one.
Hecate: Valdez! Would you like to be a rodent?
Leo: No!
Hazel: fine. Mine will help you find secret tunnels and jewels. Happy?!
Ares: yes. Now mine would be blood potion. What's better than watching your enemies bleed to death?
Percy: Blue cookies?
Ares: No!
Apollo: good thing mine is a healing potion.
Persephone: oh! Mine's a Pomegranate it potion!
Demeter: well done child! All natural produce!
Leo: well this is awkward...
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HoO chat stories
HumorLeo has finally invented monster proof phones and the demigods have got their hands on them. What will happen when the Heroes of Olympus join the chat group? Enjoy ~Ash-is-unimpressed x
