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You're still reading? Good job. I wonder how you're not disgusted yet. Anyway, here's page 2, or the second layer of shit. Ehh, have fun.

K: My dad wants to play fortnite, what should I do??
BB: Tell him he's not ready.






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K: I will throw you onto the road and a car will run over you

BB: What kind of idiot would run over a body?

K: AN IDIOT.

BB: Not all drivers are idiots!

K: But my brother has a driver's license and he's stupid

BB: shit u rite

BB: BUT if you go too fast and run over my body you'll go WHOOP-DEE-DOO

K: why the fuck would that happen?

BB: BECAUSE THE BODY ACTS LIKE A SPEED BUMP

K: THAT'S NOT HOW SPEED BUMPS WORK

BB: YES IT IS

BB: IF YOU GO TOO FAST ON THEM, YOU'LL GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO

K: THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION, THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!

BB: *sends video of a driver going over a speed bump* SEE?!

K: HE'S NOT GOING WHOOP-DEEDOO

BB: YES HE IS

K: YOU ARE EXAGGERATING TOO MUCH

BB: THAT'S WHAT I DO

K: WHO GAVE YOU THIS FALSE SENSE OF PHYSICS?

BB: SHUT UP

BB: *realizes they have been laughing and arguing aggressively for the past 20 minutes*

BB: Oh shit we were arguing about speed bumps for the last 20 minutes

K: BECAUSE THEY DON'T GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO

BB: BUT THEY DO SLIGHTLY

BB: IF YOU GO VERY FAST YOU'LL GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO

K: NO!!

*silence*

K: yo dude there be people out here arguing about financial problems and their marriage and we're arguing about the physics of speed bumps

BB and K: *dying of laughter*

K: I'm so putting this on my crack story.








BB: hEEEEEEEY nCT IN THE HOUSE

K: constipated korean noises

K: shit am I racist

BB: korean screeching

K: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

K: well that's another layer of shit

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