You're still reading? Good job. I wonder how you're not disgusted yet. Anyway, here's page 2, or the second layer of shit. Ehh, have fun.
K: My dad wants to play fortnite, what should I do??
BB: Tell him he's not ready.
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K: I will throw you onto the road and a car will run over you
BB: What kind of idiot would run over a body?
K: AN IDIOT.
BB: Not all drivers are idiots!
K: But my brother has a driver's license and he's stupid
BB: shit u rite
BB: BUT if you go too fast and run over my body you'll go WHOOP-DEE-DOO
K: why the fuck would that happen?
BB: BECAUSE THE BODY ACTS LIKE A SPEED BUMP
K: THAT'S NOT HOW SPEED BUMPS WORK
BB: YES IT IS
BB: IF YOU GO TOO FAST ON THEM, YOU'LL GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO
K: THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION, THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!
BB: *sends video of a driver going over a speed bump* SEE?!
K: HE'S NOT GOING WHOOP-DEEDOO
BB: YES HE IS
K: YOU ARE EXAGGERATING TOO MUCH
BB: THAT'S WHAT I DO
K: WHO GAVE YOU THIS FALSE SENSE OF PHYSICS?
BB: SHUT UP
BB: *realizes they have been laughing and arguing aggressively for the past 20 minutes*
BB: Oh shit we were arguing about speed bumps for the last 20 minutes
K: BECAUSE THEY DON'T GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO
BB: BUT THEY DO SLIGHTLY
BB: IF YOU GO VERY FAST YOU'LL GO WHOOP-DEE-DOO
K: NO!!
*silence*
K: yo dude there be people out here arguing about financial problems and their marriage and we're arguing about the physics of speed bumps
BB and K: *dying of laughter*
K: I'm so putting this on my crack story.
BB: hEEEEEEEY nCT IN THE HOUSE
K: constipated korean noises
K: shit am I racist
BB: korean screeching
K: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
K: well that's another layer of shit