Amanda: Boy, why you gotta stand there with your fingers in your ass? Come out of that corner.
Connor: But I don't have my-
Amanda: ARE YOU GIVING ME LIP BOY!?
Connor: Uh...no...
Conan: -Walks in- WASSUP F**KERS! (O.o Such language.)
Amanda: OH MY GOD! DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!?
Conan: Hey, Con-Boy! Why haven't you come to hang out with me yet?
Connor: Uh..I was...er....busy.
Conan: -Pats his back roughly- Hahaha, aren't you just he girliest boy in Detroit.
Amanda: See? He likes you, now be good boys and leave auntie alone. She has research to be done.
Connor: -Software instability increased-
-In Connor's room (Which is also Hank's room)-
Conan: Now, what shall we do? Oh! We could play hide and go seek the sharp objects or some video games.
Connor: But you always beat me.
Conan: -Punches Connor with controllers- TELL NO ONE!
-1 game later-
Connor: -Searches through bathroom closet- I found Hank's weapon stash. We can have a gun fight.
Conan: Where?
Connor: Here! -Pulls out a toy- Oh wait, these are my presents from Kamski.
Conan: Uh...not even going to ask.
Connor: I wonder why Hank has them?
Conan: Who cares! These are perfect weapons! -Starts beating Connor with a bigger toy and laughing-
Connor: Haha! You'll never take me alive! -Has the toy shoved in his mouth and nearly chokes-
Conan: Oops, sorry.
-2 games later-
Conan: -Rummages through Hank's closet and pulls out a research magazine- Ooh! Lookie what I found!
Connor: Conan! Put that back! Hank will kill me if he finds out!
Conan: -Pulls out workout videos- Oh man! We gotta watch this!
Connor: No way Conan! We're like 7 or something!
-3 games later-
Conan: So blue boy, what next?
Connor: Uh...w..we could play some pretend?
Conan: Cool! You can be the mommy and I'll be the daddy!
Connor: Yea! Wait, what?
Conan: -Jumps on top of Connor-
Connor: AHH!
-Meanwhile-
While Amanda is on the phone with Kamski, she decides to go check on Connor and Conan, to make sure that at least one of them isn't dead.
Amanda: Oh god...
Kamski: -On phone- What? What happened?
Amanda: The twins are inside each other, again...
Kamski: ......Give me details!
-1 embarrassing moment later-
After the two boys had their fun, Amanda called them down to do their chores.
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DBH Memefics (And more)
HumorI've been reading a lot of DBH fanfiction and watching a ton of youtube crap lately. And after all this, i've been inspired....to write memes. Just for my and your entertainment and lulz. Warning: May contain swearing and random shite Disclaimer: I...
Good Boys: With Connor and RK900 (And Amanda)
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