Good Boys: With Connor and RK900 (And Amanda)

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Amanda: Boy, why you gotta stand there with your fingers in your ass? Come out of that corner.

Connor: But I don't have my-

Amanda: ARE YOU GIVING ME LIP BOY!?

Connor: Uh...no...

Conan: -Walks in- WASSUP F**KERS! (O.o Such language.)

Amanda: OH MY GOD! DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!?

Conan: Hey, Con-Boy! Why haven't you come to hang out with me yet?

Connor: Uh..I was...er....busy.

Conan: -Pats his back roughly- Hahaha, aren't you just he girliest boy in Detroit.

Amanda: See? He likes you, now be good boys and leave auntie alone. She has research to be done.

Connor: -Software instability increased-

-In Connor's room (Which is also Hank's room)-

Conan: Now, what shall we do? Oh! We could play hide and go seek the sharp objects or some video games.

Connor: But you always beat me.

Conan: -Punches Connor with controllers- TELL NO ONE!

-1 game later-

Connor: -Searches through bathroom closet- I found Hank's weapon stash. We can have a gun fight.

Conan: Where?

Connor: Here! -Pulls out a toy- Oh wait, these are my presents from Kamski.

Conan: Uh...not even going to ask.

Connor: I wonder why Hank has them?

Conan: Who cares! These are perfect weapons! -Starts beating Connor with a bigger toy and laughing-

Connor: Haha! You'll never take me alive! -Has the toy shoved in his mouth and nearly chokes-

Conan: Oops, sorry.

-2 games later-

Conan: -Rummages through Hank's closet and pulls out a research magazine- Ooh! Lookie what I found!

Connor: Conan! Put that back! Hank will kill me if he finds out!

Conan: -Pulls out workout videos- Oh man! We gotta watch this!

Connor: No way Conan! We're like 7 or something!

-3 games later-

Conan: So blue boy, what next?

Connor: Uh...w..we could play some pretend?

Conan: Cool! You can be the mommy and I'll be the daddy!

Connor: Yea! Wait, what?

Conan: -Jumps on top of Connor-

Connor: AHH!

-Meanwhile-

While Amanda is on the phone with Kamski, she decides to go check on Connor and Conan, to make sure that at least one of them isn't dead. 

Amanda: Oh god...

Kamski: -On phone- What? What happened?

Amanda: The twins are inside each other, again...

Kamski: ......Give me details!

-1 embarrassing moment later-

After the two boys had their fun, Amanda called them down to do their chores.

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