This Will Hurt - A Story Written By A Dead Person

This Will Hurt

Hellooooooo!!!

Here we go again.

Thank you sooooo much for choosing to read my story-

Not important, Alfie. On with the synopsis.

Wait, what? But-

~ S Y N O P S I S ~

Obviously, you're here because the book titles that the book was written from beyond the grave. Maybe you didn't read that bit though, it was pretty small. But, whatever masochist lives in your brain thought 'this will be a brilliant read that will feed me'.

No, this does not mean that it details her journey into the heavens with an omnipotent, omniscient being who didn't have the foresight to give humankind a simple manual.

No, this also does not mean that is will recount a tragic death and all the morbid contributing factors in their masses so that you forget whether or not this was a rewrite of The Fault in Our Stars or a Sherlock Holmes.

Yes, this does mean that she watched enough tv to fry someone else brain and ate enough popcorn that I'm surprised she didn't die earlier of heart failure. Popcorn will be mentioned enough times to either make you never eat it again or make you a popcornarian.

Yes, this means that it hurt. It hurt a lot.

E X T E N D E D  S U M M A R Y

Adriana has lost a lot in life. Her brother was shot in front of her, her parents went their own version of doolally in a car crash that left herself untouched, and she had to fight tooth and nail to become emancipated at seventeen.

Her nineteenth birthday rolls around two years after that, and she's completely focused (lie) on flying through university and becoming a Psychologist, when she is presented with a previously unaccounted for problem. Someone wants to be her friend. Scratch that- a drop-dead-gorgeous-Adonis-incarnate wants to be her friend. She doesn't have many of those.

Not only is this her only problem, but a part of herself she has always left alone now becomes something she can't deny: her powers. She's not the only super-powered human on the planet if the people running around in capes are anything to go by, but she's pretty sure that her calling isn't just in the fact that she could help a lot of people. Maybe this time, she can help herself.
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*grits teeth - Thank you, for that, Alfred. Anyway, I would genuinely like to thank you and I hope I see your votes and comments soon!

Who are you kidding? Because it's not me.

Please ignore Alfred, he's too pessimistic and controlling for anyone's good.

This is an original novel inspired by all the Superhero books I've ever read, and if you see it published anywhere else other that Wattpad, please PM me because it shouldn't be there!

Not that anyone would want to steal this story, it's not that great-

*clamps hand over Alfred's mouth and grins slyly - Please leave constructive criticism, this is a completely unedited first draft with probably numerous plot holes, problems and mistakes. If I've spelt a word wrong, please tell me! If I've switched from 1st Person to 3rd without stating so at the top of the chapter, please tell me! If I've accidentally-on-purpose killed a character you loved/hated, please tell me!

*bites Alfie's hand and smugly watches as she falls on the floor - she hasn't mentioned the copyright.

*Shoots glares at my sibling from the floor - I'm getting to it! Hakuna your tatta's!

*blinks - I don't have tatta's.

Would you shut up! I don't care if you have tatta's, balls or a softball glove instead of intestines! I'm trying to be a good author!

You're not.

Says who?!

The International Confederation of the Persecution of Sloppy and/or Nonexistent Update Schedules.

*blinks - ...

There's... There's a confederation for that?

Yes, Alfie.

And they said I'm a bad author?

Yes, Alfie.

But... my updates are never consistent...

Yes, Alfie, that was what I was implying. You don't want them to focus on you now, do you?

Alright then, on with the copyright!

*sighs

~ C O P Y R I G H T ~

Text copyright © AlfieDarkllove ™ 2018.

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20 - 8 - 2018