Me: -doing nothing-
Mom: KIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRBBBYYYYY COME QUICK I NEED YOUR HELP!
Me: OH ME GLARB SOMEONE NEEDS ME !! WHAT DO YOU NEED MOM?
Mom: Could you fetch me a glass of water?
Me: ....
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of Jokes
Random[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.
