Some People:
Wakes up dancing around, doing bed, and plays with family
Me:
Wakes up screaming to the alarm clock, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" kicks it and goes back to sleep
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The Book Of Jokes
Random[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.
