YOU FOUND A PENCIL!
Elementary School:
I found a pencil on the floor! Excuse me, who's pencil is this? Miss, someone dropped their pencil!
Middle/High School:
FUCK YEAH I FOUND A PENCIL!! FINDERS KEEPERS!! I have no more fucking pencils!!
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The Book Of Jokes
Random[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.