* Watches JB get shot by the CSI *
Me: -cries-
Mom: what's wrong?
Me: Justin Bieber got shot.
Mom: You know it's not real.
Me: I know, that's why I'm crying.
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The Book Of Jokes
Random[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.