Logicality One-shots Continued (requests are open :))

Dr. Picani

"Hmm... something with Dr. so we can sound at least somewhat smart.." We say.

"Hmm.. Dr. Dr. Dr.... Dr. Picani! Dr. Picani! We could be Dr. Picani!" We say again to no one.

"Wait! How would the others react to seeing us? Oh it's probably fine! What's the worst that could happen?" We ask ourselves.

"Well before we do that we have to get use to using 'I' and 'me' instead of 'we' and 'us'." W- I said. 'Ok that might take some getting use to but I'm sure I could do it. Right?' I think.

~time skip to after they learn how to refer to themselves~

Dr. Picani's POV

I think I got it now. Ok now time to meet the others. I walk out the room and go to the common room. There I see Roman and Virgil sitting on the couch, watching tv. I go next to the couch

"Hello!" I say. They both jump back and Roman summoned his sword and said

"Who are you?!" I giggle slightly

"Sorry for startling you. Let's try again. Hello, I'm Dr. Picani. Do you how do?" I extend my hand for them to shake it. Roman hesitantly shakes my hand.

"Roman." Roman said timidly

"I know who you are silly! I also know who you are Virgil." I say.

"H-How do you know my name?" He asked. I shrug my shoulders and said

"Well just think of me like garnet from steven universe I can see the future!" They both gasp in shock. I then burst out laughing

"I'm just kidding! I can't actually see the future! Logan and Patton told me!" I said. Of course I was lying. We just didn't know how they would react to seeing us this way, and if we're being honest we were nervous. Really nervous.

"Ok. Well where is Logan and Patton?" Roman asked

"Oh they said there busy." I said. Again lying

"Busy doing what?" Virgil asked. I just shrugged my shoulders. We hate having to lie but we have to see how they react to Picani first before we tell them. Then Remy and Deceit come in arguing.

"Why do you have to lie all the time!" Remy said

"I don't have to. It's not in my name!" Deceit said. They kept arguing about this more. So I decided to jump in

"Hey, what wrong?" I ask. They both face me.

"Who are you?" Remy asked.

"Oh, how rude of me. I'm Dr. Picani. Do you how do?" I say.

"Whatever! What's wrong is that this stupid snake right here won't tell me the truth even though I know he can cause he's done it before!" Remy said. Then Deceit summoned a wight bored and marker and wrote something down.

'I can't tell the truth'

Deceit wrote down.

"Ok maybe there's a way we can resolve this issue non-violently?" I said.

"Like what?" Remy said. I smirked

"Well I'm glad you asked! Follow me!" I said, going down the hall.

We kept walking until we reached a door. I opened the door to reveal a therapist like office.

"Therapy? Really?" Remy said.

"Come on let's try it! Just real quick!" I said. Remy gave a long sigh

"Alright fine, but if things end up worse then they already are then we get to blame you alright Dr. Piano?" Remy said