When The Dark Furriest eats catnip

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Hawkfrost: OYE!

Darkstripe: *wakes up* I'm asleep X.x

Hawkfrost: NO YOU'RE NOT!

Darkstripe: >.> yes I am

Hawkfrost: *sits on Darkstripe* WAKE UP!!!

Tigerstar: *walks in* WHERE IS ALL THE COFFEE-? O.o um what are you doing?

Hawkfrost: uhh sitting on Darkstripe, why? C:

Darkstripe: get off me! *pushes off*

Hawkfrost: *runs away crying* :'( there's nothing interesting here! ;( *runs through a clearing with a dinosaur eating pie with a birthday hat on* ohhhh I wish something INTERESTING would happen. *collapses in a patch of Catnip* O: *takes catnip and goes back to Tigerstar*

Darkstripe: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE COFFEE WENT!

Tigerstar: OH, SO YOU STOLE THE PIZZA AS WELL?!

Darkstripe: I DIDNT SAY THAT!!

Tigerstar: SO YOU THINK I'M UGLY?

Darkstripe: DUDE I NEVER SAID ANYTHING OF THAT!

Tigerstar: LIES! YOU JUST SAID 'ANYTHING OF THAT'!

Darkstripe: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS! *looks away from Tigerstar for 5 seconds* so how are you? C:

Tigerstar: well I'm doing fine LOL

Hawkfrost: HIIIIIIII

Tigerstar: *sigh* whut?

Hawkfrost: I found some catnip!

Tigerstar: *turns crazy* GIVE ME THE CATNIP! *tackles*

Darkstripe: I WANT SOME CATNIP! *jumps into fight*

20 seconds of painful catnip fighting later

Tigerstar: HEHE. HEHE. HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Hawkfrost: soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, PURR PURR PURR!! :))))

Darkstripe: YO. YO. YO. YO YO YO! YO YO YO YO YO YO! YO YO! YO YOOOOO!!!!! YOOOOOO!!

Tigerstar: say yo one more time, and I'm going to take your head, right off your body.

Darkstripe: YOO!!!!!

Tigerstar: *attacks*

Hawkfrost: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, just keep swimming!

Darkstripe: *tackles Hawkfrost* SHUT UP!!

Hawkfrost: AHHH I'VE BEEN FINNED!!! *runs away and climbs a tree* THIS IS THE DAY YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT, CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Darkstripe: OH SHUT UP YOU DRUNKEN PIRATE! *throws apples at Hawkfrost*

Hawkfrost: O.o he's a pirate?

~~~~~yayyy vote, follow, and comment about Hawkfrosts stupidity!

Would you rather:

A: be pelted with apples

B: get into a fight with Tigerstar over catnip

I'd rather A because, when Tigerstar wants hit catnip, he WANTS his catnip.

Quote of the day: if it carries Firehearts blood, it'll make a good clan cat. -Greystripe

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