Once upon a time there lived three Prince's... Well not really once they kinda still live in the now...
Umm cutting to the chase I'll just start by saying Hi I'm Malcolm and I'll be you Tinder or as we call it, your once upon a time..... Yeah anyway please have a seat and we'll- wait what your already sitting oh.. ok kinda rude *clears throat* let's start with prince number one from the little quiz we had you fill we were able to break your choices down to three men.... and you wrote Hmm 'I like my men how I like my coffee dark ho-' ok moving on let's see... These men seem ... lovely? Sorry sorry getting on with it, this is Your choices after all
On with the story now
Once upon a time there lived three Prince's,
The Prince's we're different in many ways
For prince number one was everyone in every cheesy romance movies 'dream boy' with hair as yellow as sunflowers and eyes strikingly blue, in every way the boy was mysterious and sent shivers to every gals heart but at last the prince has broken as many heart as he broke bones (alot). In all his beauty you would be sad to know the only person the prince would give his precious time to we're permadonnas.
Ughhhhh doesn't that just make your butt clench ughhhhh anyway on to the next prince yeah?
Prince number two
A small one he was, cute and a little over chattery, but at least every word that came out was good gossip.... A little too fishy if you asked me, but Im not here to judge- anyway once again blonde hair blue eyes yada yada yada every girls Edward yeah we get it (GET A ROOM) annnyywayy nothing really wrong with this prince exceptt for the fact, and listen to me on this I think... I think he might just be gay, there I said it sorry to all the lady's; even though he never said himself he was gay, we all have a little gaydar and well mine went off sooo we should... next prince?
Prince number three-.....
Alright alright Who added him to the list? Whoo!? Jeesus this is your fault I hope you know. who took that quiz?? Most certainly wasn't me..... Ugh I'll get on with it.... Where do I even start
Prince number three
The self centered no brained galore here is the dark coffee you ordered but this one isn't sweet at all he's nothing but a bittered coffee sweetened by those nasty sweeteners teachers use..... Disgusting honestly can you believe he's dating two girls at the same time and still has the nerve to put his name on this list!! Funny fact one of his girlfriends even know about the other girlllll what is this whyyy, what's going on...
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*Awkward cough* anyway if your into any of these lovely fellows please shoot me message for I will have your lovely once upon a time prince at your doorstep
EXCEPT FOR THE THIRD PRINCE HE CAN SUCK IT
