Dun dun dun duuunn
Lady's and gentlemen I present to you
The entrance to my mind...
(People shrieking in the background)
Yes thank you, now I know some thing might seem... Hmmmm
(Cringe worthy)
Yes thank you to the bald guy in the back
Some of this might seem a bit cringe worthy butttt
Were all here to have fun so if you will
Continue swiping or scrolling
After you read these messages
Are you tired of commas and periods and bad spelling and ands
Well my dear you have come to the wrong place but please don't go because I'm bad at language arts
I promise to capitalize my i's
(Puppy dog eyes)
Alright continue reading my stories already.
