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request: roasting each other (jokingly obvs.) is an important part of a relationship and i neeeeeeed a hc on roasting moments with tom (like some shaaaade im talking some rupauls drag race shit) love you darling! <3 A/N: I found this rather difficult for some reason so I hope it's good enough!
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ー ALRIGHTY ー so this is basically a daily thing ー tom's a sassy little shit ー and you challenge that ー so y'all gotta have your daily roasting sessions ー he'd throw something out about the walk, laughing ー and you'd just ー "Dude, you walk like an oversized duck." ー "At least I don't laugh like a dolphin." ー "At least I don't look like fucking Dumbo." ー he'd be offended but laugh anyway and just fire back ー like this would go and on and on ー both of you doing the offended laugh ー and being fake mad about what the other said ー but as tom does ー he'd finally get bored and pull the spider-man card ー "well, says the one that isn't spider-man so." ー "but you're not tony stark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " ー "you're not even in the universe." ー "but I know dinosaurs weren't fucking pink and furry." ー eventually, it'd only be stopped by one of you saving ー or one of you just shutting the other up with an aggressive kiss ー BUT ー the best roasting sessions where when you were with the boys ー because y'all would team the fuck up on tom ー tom would start it as usual ー to which you'd counter ー and harrison would jump in and then harry ー before tom could even get another word out ー you'd counter mostly everything with something embarrassing tom did while the boys weren't around ー awkwardly hugging your dad that one time ー dropping the food *right* out of the oven, didn't even make it to the counter ー him mumbling some gibberish in his sleep ー literally anything (that wasn't private, y'all know the boundaries of not being an asshole) ー he'd get flustered every now and then ー which was fucking adorable ー but he had a habit of bouncing back quick ー the adorable red cheeks would disappear and go right back to coming back with something you did ー harrison and harry would laugh but then go in on tom ー harry bringing something up from when they were little ー and harrison would bring something up from school ー honestly ー tom would get so tired of all of you ー and just leave y'all to a laughing a fit ー until you'd go find him ー not even sulking ー he just ran out of comebacks for the time being ー anyway ーafter any good roasting session ーcame loads of compliments ーto make up for the joking so you knew neither of you meant anything that was said
