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Ashlie: *Sitting at desk* Ahem-- okay! Nick, let's start off with a simple math problem.

Nick: *nods*

Ashlie: *Points at book* The math problem is, "Tommy has 19 bottles of dishsoap-"

Nick: er.. why does he have 19 bottle of dishsoap in the first place?-

Tommy: DAMN NICK-- I LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO..

Nick: uhhh

Tommy: mIND YOUR BUSINESS

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Ashlie: Okay then... let's continue! If Tommy has 19 bottles of dishsoap, and if he gives 6 to Jon--

Tommy: tHAT CREAMWEASEL AIN'T GETTING ONE OF MY DISHSOAPS, MUCH LESS SIX--

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