Worst Behavior

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Humor

"And if a bitch try to play me then that bitch is a goner" Highest Ranks #2 in Teengirl #3 in Humor and #2 in Money

by haitianchild

"What did you do?"

"I told her she looked like Tupac and now she mad."

I burst out laughing. " That's mean."

"She asked me how she looked and I had to tell the truth. I was about to tell her she looked like Steve Harvey but that would've been even worse."

He pulled out his phone and showed me a picture.

"Aww she looks like Caillou!" I said

"I'm saying! Shiny ass fuckin' head."

"How you call yourself talking to this girl and you over here clowning her?" I asked him

"If yo' nigga left with a head full of hair and came home baldhead you wouldn't do the same?"

I tried picturing the the sight of Sincere being bald and almost scared my damn self. That's not a good look!

"He not stupid enough to do that."

"You don't know that."

"How I don't? That is my boyfriend."

"You don't know what that nigga be thinking."

"Yeah I do. He is me and I am him. We are one. I know exactly what he is thinking."

He looked at me sideways. "Creep."

"I ain't no creep! Stupid bitch!"

"JASIAH SHANTEL MASON IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CUSSING IN MY HOUSE ONE MO' GOT DAMN TIME!" Grandma Kash yelled

"Alright." I mumbled. "You don't have to be so loud. Big ass ears."

"Girl..." My cousin Imani said

"What?"

"5.4.3.2-"

Grandma stormed into the living room. "What you say!?"

"Nothi- Ow!" I was cut off by her hitting me on my legs with a belt

"I heard everything you said!"

Then watchu ask for?😕

I rubbed the area where she hit me as Amelia ugly ass came out laughing. I was bout ready to pop her in her shit but Grandma ain't finna beat my ass.

"Lord have mercy! Imma end up dead fooling with y'all." She shook her head

"Grandma you bout to turn 60." Kj said

"Bitch im 21. Don't play with me." She said making everyone laugh

"Mama you just need to accept it. You ain't young anymore." Uncle Marlo said

"What year you was born again, mama? 300 B.C?" Pops asked her making her take off her slipper and throw it at him

"See this why these kids so damn bad now. Y'all are horrible parents."

"Mama you tell us all the time that we were horrible kids so what do that say about you?" Aunt Kota asked

"I was a great mama!"