Pick up Lines (PJO + HG)

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Percy: HAAHAHAAA!

Blaze: Im breaking up with you!

Jason: YAY!!!  I HAVE TO TELL PIPER ABOUT THIS!!! *Leaves*

Percy: Annabeth.

Annabeth: Yes?

Percy: I'll Annabeth Chase you to my bedroom.

Annabeth: NO! NO! NO! PICK-UP LINES!!! PICK-UP LINES!!! NOO! PICK. UP. LINES!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out the window rolling in mud* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Percy: ...Note to self, dont use pick-up lines with Annabeth...

Nico: Did I just get hit by Cupids arrows? Cause Im in love with you...

Jason: NO!

Nico: I was talking to Percy.

Jason: NO! *Leaves*

Frank: ....

Octavian: Are you a Roman demigod? Cause you are Roman-tic!

Percy: No Roman is better than the last Roman Centurion, who waited 2000 years for his Amelia...*tears up*

Jason: I dont get it.

Frank: It's not a pick-up line! Its from Doctor Who. *Tears up* Amy...

Katniss: Okay.... 

Peeta: Is your name Katniss?

Katniss: yes.

Peeta: Because you're uprising my district.

Katniss; What?

Cinna: Gurl, you're on fire!

Katniss: Is that another Pick-up line?

Peeta: My name is Peeta Mellark, and trust me when I say you have a nice set of buns ;)

Katniss: Oh my gosh...Fine, let's play it that way...Are you Peeta Mellark?

Peeta: Yeah...

Katniss: Because your muffins are hot.

Peeta: ...

Haymitch: Ha! Nice one, sweetheart!

Katniss: *Whispers to Peeta* My arrows will go deep inside you...

Peeta: ... *Runs away* AHHHHH!!!!

Cato: I dont think he gets that Pick-up line.

Marvel: I got a good one. We could fall in love...or I could kill you. It's your choice...

Cato: Nice!

Percy: That isnt convincing to the women who dont watch Hunger Games.

Katniss: I know who does....

Hawkeye: HEY KATNISS!!!!

Katniss: great...he's here... OH! Clint! USE A PICK UP LINE TO NATASHA!! USE ONE!!! DOOO ITT!

Hawkeye: Okay! Natasha...

Nat: ...

Hawkeye: If I were a gamemaker, I'd give you 69.

Nat: ... But you are not...

Hawkeye: That's a pick up line.

Nat: You sounded serious.

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