Ford: I'll die before I join you!!! I know your weakness!!!
Bill: Oh yeah? Well I know a riddle!!! Why did the old man do this?!? *raises his arms in a pose*
Ford: *does the same pose* This?
Bill: *zaps Ford making him turn into a gold statue and fall to the ground lifeless*
You and Dipper: *gasp*
Bill: *picks golden Ford* Because I needed a new backscratcher!!! *laughs as he scratches his back with Ford*
Demons: *laugh*
Dipper: *growls and runs over to Bill*
You: Dipper, no!!! *run after him*
Dipper: That's enough!!! Hand over my uncle!!! *pulls out his journal* Or else!!!
Bill: Now isn't. This. *grows really big and in front of Dipper* INTERESTING!!! My old puppet is back for an encore!!! And his little girlfriend too!!! But then again, you aren't his now, are you?!? *snaps his fingers making you float towards Bill*
You: AH!!!
Dipper: LET HER GO!!!
Bill: You think you can stop me?!? Go ahead, Pinetree, show me what you got!!!
Dipper: *starts going though his journal* I-... I- Uh...!!!
Bill: *mocking Dipper* I um I-!!! Do it, kid!!! Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now!!! What do you got, Pinetree?!?!? Everyone's waiting!!!! DO IT!!!
Dipper: *jumps and tries to punch Bill's eye but gets pushed back harshly by Bill and crashes against a tree*
Bill and Demons: *laugh*
You: NO!!!!
Bill: Relax, Gemstone. He's fine. I only used a portion of my power.
You: LET ME GO!!!!!
Dipper: *tries to reach for the journals*
Bill: *makes the journals levitate towards him* That's right, don't be a hero, kid!!! *shakes golden Ford* This is what happens to heroes in my world!!! *burns all three journals*
Dipper: NO, THE JOURNALS!!!
Bill: Not much of a threat now, are you?!? *makes you float in front of him* You know, I used to like you, Gemstone. But you know what? I've grown tired of you. *throws you against the true*
Dipper: (Y/N)!!!
You: *try to stand up*
Bill: Now can anyone remind me once again why we came here?!?
8-Ball: TO GET WEIRD!!!
Bill: That's right!!! VIP party at the Fearamid!!! Oh, and 8-Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat!!! Have the kids for a snack!!!
You and Dipper: Huh?!?
8-Ball: *eyes roll around*
Teeth: *laughs*
Bill: Henchmaniacs, ROME OUT!!! *turns a car into a monster truck*
Bill and some Demons: *get in the car and fly away turning more things weird*
You: *finally stand up*
8-Ball: So you want to eat them or something?
Teeth: Oh definitely, let's eat him!!!
You: *grab Dipper's wrist and start to run away*
I barely had any strength but I still made an effort.
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Ep.18: Weirdmageddon Pt.1
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