BLOG ENTRY FIVE: I’ve realized that most of my problems are provoked by people.
How ironic.
Except it isn’t ironic at all.
Without people, the only problem I would have is the feeling of a) loneliness if I’m the only person left on Earth which would be most unfortunate or b) a general sense of unpersonness caused by a person not being an actual person because being a person is no longer a viable option on a personless planet which, too, would be most unfortunate.
But with people, the problems just pile up and up and up. Especially since it seems every single person wants to and does lie and cheat and steal and do everything wrong, which just so happens to be my biggest problem without being the most prominent problem: a person, coincidentally, by the name of Arion Dodson.
(There are others, of course, but I do not have the time, nor the patience, to concoct a list of all the people who rotate in and out of the most-prominent-problem-of-the-moment spot.)
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The Honest Ramblings of Ophelia Tombstone
Humor[on hold] BLOG ENTRY ONE: My therapist told me I needed an "outlet" for my "anger issues." But I am not an angry person, just an honest one.
