005 - Plushies and Boredom

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SAN
I called it Shiber, just for you

YINA
awh :)))

YINA
So Chiber can really exist?

SAN
yes, yes it can

YINA
IM SO HAPPY

SAN
You better look after Chiba,
though. Because if you don't
we can't ship them

YINA
I ALWAYS DO

YINA
well, I mean apart
from that one time

SAN
oh god

SAN
What did you do?

YINA
Well I took my beloved
Hansi, a giraffe stuffed
toy, to the toilet

SAN
Why can I see where this
is going?

YINA
Shh, lemme tell mystory

SAN
Right, okay, sorry

YINA
So, I had the loveliest,
calmest poop ever

SAN
YOU DROPPED HER IN
THE TOILET

YINA
WAIT

YINA
SAN, HAVE PATIENCE

SAN
SORRY

YINA
I...

YINA
I didn't drop her in the toilet

YINA
I-

YINA
ITS TOO HARD TO SAY

SAN
I BELIEVE IN YOU

YINA
ARGH

YINA
I THOUGHT SHE WAS TOILET
ROLL

SAN
HOW TF-

YINA
I DIDNT LOOK, OKAY?

SAN
I'm highly disappointed
in you.

YINA
I WAS 6 OKAY?

SAN
you still disrespected the
plushie community

SAN
And I'm afraid that Shiber
can't see Chiba

YINA
WHAT?

YINA
NO WHY?!

YINA
THEY WERE GONNA
LIVE A HAPPY LIFE

SAN
well now Shiber has to live that
happy life alone

SAN
I'm not risking him getting
any diseases

YINA
NOOOOO

YINA
PLEASE NO

SAN
STOP IT WITH THE CAPS

YINA
WHY

SAN
WE NEED TO BE SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS.

YINA
FINE.

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