Everyone except You and Dipper: *laugh*
You: *whisper to Dipper* I can see why the witch cursed him.
Dipper: *chuckles a little at you comment*
The next morning we were in the kitchen waiting for breakfast when...
Stan: *walks over holding the frying pan with with both his hands together* Alright, kiddos, breakfast time! Prepare your mouths to-! *the frying pan falls making Stan's mittens fall off revealing that he has no hands*
Waddles: *shrieks and hides under the table*
You and Mabel: AHHH!!!
You: YOUR HANDS!!!
Mabel: GRUNKLE STAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS!!! YOUR HANDS!!!
Stan: ...so I might've gotten cursed a little, but the watch looks nice, right? *looks at the watch which now show's the witch*
Hand Witch: Foolish man, thieving hands find find wicked face!!! You must return what-
Stan: *with his mouth he puts the mitten over his watch making the witch muffle* That's better.
Dipper: *sigh* I told you, grunkle Stan, you gotta give that watch back and apologize!
You: I agree.
Stan: *sits down* What?!? That old crone should apologize to me for denying my right to buy cheap junk!!! I don't need hands, I've got self-respect!!! *tries to get his coffee which spills all over the table, then slaps the bacon which lands on his face* Mabel, sweetie, will you make your uncle some hands?
Mabel makes him some 'hands' out of cups, forks, and of course, glitter.
Mabel: La la la, hand makeover!!!! Say hello to your new hands!!!! In quotes!
Stan: Nice work, kid! *tries to ruffle Mabel's hair but instead he gets the forks stuck on it and pulls it making her hair a mess* See?!? Hands are overrated!!!
You: Now you need a hair makeover.
Mabel: Fine by me!!!
Stan: *stands up* I'm ready to take on the day!!!
Lazy Susan: *walks by*
Stan: *lifts up his fez hat with his new hands* Ma'am.
Lazy Susan: *screams and runs away*
Stan: *waves causing a fork to stab his cheek*
You: Oh boy.
Long story short, the day did NOT go well. We ended up going to the witches cave. As we enter...
Mabel: According to the Swap Meet pamphlet, the Hand Witch lives in a horrible Hand Watch lair, on Hand Witch Mountain!
Stan: Stop saying Hand Witch.
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *walk for four seconds in silence*
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FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Ep.6: Little Gift Shop of Horrors
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