You: Soos is acting... weird. I mean, weirder than usual... *point at Soos*
Soos: *pops up from his hiding spot creepily* Your face is good!!! I'm a Soos!!!
Woman: *runs out screaming in terror*
You: See what I mean?
You and Dipper: *walk over to Soos*
Dipper: Soos? What was that all about?
Soos: I-... I think that was flirting...? But I'm not sure...
You and Dipper: *look at each other in confusion*
Mabel: *pops out of the barrel behind you* Did someone say flirting?!?
You: Why though? I've never seen you trying to flirt with people.
Soos: Well, I sorta promised my grandma I'd get a date by the end of the week, but I've never actually been on a date before! *takes the Out of Order sign from the nearby vending machine snd puts it on him* You belong on me, Out Of Order sign... *sigh*
Mabel: Finally, my prayers for a chance to matchmake this summer have been answered!!!
Stan: Soos, a little advice: You need to get rich!!! Or lie about being rich!!! Outside of that I don't like your chances.
You: *roll your eyes* Ignore him, Soos. Girls don't care about how much money you have, they care about how you are on the inside!
Dipper: Soos, you help us so much that it's time we help you, dude! We're gonna get you that date!
Mabel: We're taking you where romance lives and fashion styles die.
~time skip to mall~
Mabel: To the mall!!!!!
Stan: I'm gonna go find a replacement for old Goldie, babysit Soos while I'm gone. *leaves*
Mabel: *looks around* Alright, Soos, are you ready to explode the charm bomb on these poor unsuspecting ladies?!?
You: *whisper* That sounds kinda creepy...
Dipper: *nods slightly*
Soos: Uh, but what if I embarrass myself again?!?
You: Don't worry, Soos, we'll be with you every step of the way!
Mabel: Besides, you can't be any worse at this than Dipper!
Dipper: Yeah! Wait, wha...?
You: *hold a laugh*
Mabel: *blows a whistle* And... FLIRT!!!
The three of us spend hours helping Soos try and flirt with women, but no matter what he tried nothing seemed to work. It was actually pretty sad, I felt bad for him. We were sitting down in front of the Beebly Blop's video game store.
Mabel: *opens a little ball from the surprise machine* Don't worry, Soos, you'll find the right girl!!! You just need to *shows him the green sticky hand* stick with it!!! *laughs*
Soos: *sigh* Could this day get any worse...? *sees a man and woman walking through the mall* Oh no, cousin Reggie!!!! He can't see me like this!!! I gotta hide!!! *runs inside the video game store*
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Ep.5: Soos and The Real Girl
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