Dipper: *throws a can to the creature who throws back a lot of candy, the he hides behind a chair*
Mabel: He's wasting candy!!! Dipper, open your mouth, catch the candy in your mouth!!!
Dipper: What, no, why would I-?!? *accidentally catches one in his mouth, then eats it* Actually, that's pretty good-
Creature: *throws a giant candy bar knocking Dipper down, then it jumps off and runs off*
You: *follow the creature to the living room followed by the twins*
Creature: *steps on the tv remote which cause the tv that hypnotized it, then he sits down staring at the tv*
You: Look, he's hypnotized by the tv!!!
Dipper: *walks next to the couch* And he dropped the candy, what a little dummy! Glued to the-... to the... Oh, I love this movie.
*static, then shows from a far angle you, Dipper, and Mabel on the couch eating candy and the creature by the side eating a golf club*
Dipper: Shouldn't we do something about the monster?
Mabel: Candy now, monster later.
Creature: *whimpers*
You: *pass Dipper a golf club who passes it to the creature who eats it*
Soos: *passing by* Hey (y/n), hey Dipper, hey Mabel, ...hey Grunkle Stan.
Dipper: Well, I guess that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster.
Soos: *whispers to the creature* Psst, Stan, what are they talking about?
*static*
Stan's Tattoo
*shows Dipper in his room with Mabel's fingers on the camera lens*
Dipper: Hello I'm Dipper Pines, the girl trying to crush my head is Mabel-
Mabel: I'm helping!
You: Mabel, get your fingers off my camera!
Mabel: *moves her hand off*
Dipper: Today on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, we investigate anomaly number twenty-three: Grunkle Stan's Secret Tattoo.
You: *point the camera at all of the tattoo pictures*
Dipper: What is he hiding? A college prank, a secret symbol, or something stranger? Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out!
Mabel: *snatches the camera and points it her knee* Right after another exciting episode of What's Under Mabel's Bandage!!! *starts to take off her bandage*
You: Ew, Mabel-!!!
*static, then shows Dipper and Soos standing in front of the thermostat*
Dipper: Ok, here's the plan. Stan never takes off his undershirt. *gets closer to the camera* Obviously to hide his tattoo. *goes back near the thermostat* But me and Soos are about to "turn up the heat" on this mystery. *raises the temperature of the thermostat*
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Dipper's Guide To The Unexplained
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