Mabel: This will limit your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers, and convicts.
Stan: I still consider this a victory!
Mabel: *walks over to Dipper* Dipper, your score is-... eesh!!!! You know, scores don't really matter, you should just focus on being you...!
You: *snicker and try to hold in your laughter*
Mabel: *walks to Soos* Soos, on a scale of one five, you scored-... a twelve?!?
You: What? Seriously?!?
Soos: My grandma was right all along!!! I am the world's most perfect man!!! *raises his arms as pigeons land on him*
*a cardboard cutout square that says Final Thoughts and shows Mabel on the table again*
Mabel: Love is all around us, and if it seems that you two aren't the perfect fit, force it!!!
You: *from another room* MABEL, GIMME BACK MY CAMERA!!!
Mabel: Uh oh-!!! Uh, that's it for today!!!
You: MABEL!!!!!!
*static*
Mabel's Guide To Stickers
*Mabel is sitting on a chair as Dipper laid in his bed reading a book*
Mabel: Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations!
Dipper: No, they haven't.
Mabel: *opens a history book* The ancient Greece used leaches for stickers!!! The more stickers you had the cooler you were!!!
Dipper: Nope, not true!!! (y/n), why are you helping Mabel?
You: 'Cause if I leave her alone with my camera, I guarantee it will end up in pieces.
Dipper: Fair.
Mabel: The ancient Aztecs chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's *shows a Jamaican orange sticker* Orange You Happy, mon?
Dipper: Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange. Mabel, have you ever read a history book?!?
Mabel: Edited out!!!
*static, making Dipper disappear, then she edits many stickers on her face*
Mabel: Cut away!!!
*static, then shows Mabel holding a journal titled Sticktionary*
Mabel: Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary!!! *opens the journal* Stickers fall into several distinct categories* Puffy stickers,
Soos: *touching the stickers* So soft!
You: Soos, you're blocking the camera!
Soos: *pulls his hand away* Sorry, dude.
Mabel: *turns the page* Goofily-eyed stickers, *shakes the journal*
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Mabel's Guide To Life!!!
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