Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

Scary

Non equestrian: "this match of golf I played was so intense"

Equestrian: "u don't know the meaning of intense..."

Non equestrian: "Well I mean..."

Equestrian: "intense is running around barrles as fast as u can, jumping obstacles higher then u, dancing with someone u can not talk to, running next to animals stronger than u, riding on a beast that can kill u any second! U. Know. Nothing!"

Non equestrian:*slowly backs away*