Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

bite

Non equestrian: *cat bites finger*

Equestrian: *feeds horse apples then goes to pick hooves*

Horse: *bites butt*

Equestrian: **le gasp* "betrail..."

Later

Non equestrian: *puts band aid on*

Equestrian: *after making up with horse decides to go for a ride*

*sits in saddle* "holy sh........oot!!!"

*sits on toilet* "holy mother of barrle racing!!! The pain!!!"