Equestrian: *lunges horse with non equestrian watching*
Horse: *sings* "I'm a sassy wiiiiiilld hoooorrrrsse... watch me kick! My legs go 5 feet into the aaaaair! Kickedy kickedy kick!"
Non equestrian: "omg! Get out of there! He's going to kick you!"
Equestrian: "its fine, he's just being playful. I'm going to go for a quick ride." *uses halter and lead for bridle and hops on bare back"
Non equestrian: you... are... MAD!! This horse is going to buck you off! Did you see him!
Equestrian: *already in a canter* "what?! I can't hear you!"
Non equestrian: 😲!
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Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn
RandomCringy things non equstrians would say 😂
