Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

watching a lesson

*equestrian canters*

Non equestrian *watches*

Equestrian "so maybe you could take a lesson some time"

Non equstrian "but in movies they go way faster and you didn't tell them to go! You just kissed at him and didn't say Ya! Or Giddy up. I could do waaay better."

Equstrian "come child. Hop up and show me how.

Non equestrian * hops up* "Ya boy Ya!"

Horse "why are you letting her/him do this to me. I will buck, I swear human I will!"