My Fairest lady... (Tordtom)

Chapter 1: The Armies

{Just imagine that Tom looks like that as a leader but with out scars, i will probably draw the characters as leaders later and make their clothes, and maybe add on a ref}

Toms P.O.V.

I was casually walking around the base having soldiers saluting me here and there but...There also were soldiers who, seemed flirted with me? Maybe because of my feminine body? But that aside, Hello, I am Tom Heartwell, Me, Edd, And Matt decided to all start our own armies against the infamous 'Red Leader' Also known as Tord Lawsin, Who by the way, is our EX friend, After, well...The incident...Mine, Edd, And Matts armies are allies . But aside from mine, Tord, Matt, and Edds armies, there are other ones who want to take over the world of course. Me and Tord like usual are at each others throats at basically everything, But...There are times where we, Well...Enjoyed each others company and had loving moments...I started to feel my face blush a little at the memories..ANYWAY! now that we have a recap lets get back to the story! I was on my way to the armies tailor, She's the devil herself, She makes all the armies clothing including mine, Although me, Edd, Matt, And Tord had a little argument with her about us keeping our hoodies under the uniform. but anyway, Im on my way to her cause of how big she made my uniform, Like i cant even see my hands or feet! "Finally..Im here at the she devil's place." I mumbles. I knocked at her door in hope of a response, Of course, She opened the door. Once she opened it she looked confused but then realized it was me and smiled sweetly with a fake plastic face. "Oh quit the act why don't you?" I simply said, She instantly dropped it and smirked with a sinister aura behind her.

"So, What do you want Shorty?" Ugh, I hate it when i get called that..."First of all, Dont call me that. Second, MAKE THIS UNIFORM MY SIZE FOR FUCKS SAKE!" "Sorry, No can do" She answered "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO CAN DO'?!?" I screamed, She then chuckled at my behavior and said "Jeez Cutie, I already Told you, No can do, Red Leaders request." " EXUSE ME!?!" i shouted back "He said that 'Your not allowed to make new uniforms for the blue leader, If you do i'll have to torture you myself.' for some reason, So either you wear that or a clingy uniform that shows off your body just like the ones that female leaders have. Which may i remind you, Is not gonna end prettily with the guys in the army.." She looked at me, I just kept on a blank face looking back "What do you mean with that??The fuck. " I finally said "Hey..Whats wrong?" Even though Claire acts like she's the devil..She's actually really sweet and understanding and is always there for me when i need her.."Ugh..Its nothing, Just..Tord being a asshole.." She suddenly actually smiled sweetly at me and giggled like a kid. "Oh Tom..If only you knew about him..." "Huh?" "Its nothing, Just..Go to your Army." i nodded at her and left.

I Went back to my base planning on scheduling a meeting to speak about this, But conveniently, There was a full on meeting, Not a meeting between me, Edd, And Matt and even Tord. No, No, No. A ACTUAL meeting with other armies. Oh God Oh God...This is the first Time i went to one...Ive never even met the other leaders considering i dont even know them..And the fact there always fighting Tord, Which i have no complains on whatsoever. But from what i know there is, Yellow Army which i think i might have meet before..It was led by...What were their names? Kim And Katya? (ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BEGINING OF EDDSWORLD REFRENCE!!!) And there is Black army, Led by Jack, White army, led by Anna, And Pink army led by Zara. Anyway..I have to get ready to make a fearful but good first impression for them.

I went to my office, as usual getting weird looks from both male and female soldiers, Males mostly. I then called Claire to help me, Considering she IS a girl and knows best about this shit, the only person who I know is better than her at advice and preparation shit is Tord but there's no way in hell im going to ask him of all people. Shortly after the call she came in with her motorcycle.

"This shit better be important cause I canceled a date with my girlfriend for this..." she complained "Oh lucky her, she won't get to go on a date with you. She'll thank me later, I know it.." I simply said smirking "Arent you polite, Cutie?" She said, Knowing damn well I hate that nickname. "At least more than you, But anyway, I called you here for a reason." "Jee, you sound like a leader preparing for a battle from a show.." "No shit Sherlock, anyway, I need you to help me with a meeting, a actual meeting, so I need advice.." I said "Jeez, you sounds like a girl nervous for her first Date, Which isn't too far fetched from what's actually happening if you think about it..Hm..." she said with a poker face. I swear to god I'll strangle this women one day...As we were talking about preparation and what I should do about 'First impressions' a soldier knocked at my room (Btw they went to Toms room after Claire arrived) sweating as I answered "B-Blue leader! Red leader was demanding to see you then barged in, He's now in the ba-" before he was able to finish his sentence Tord barged in on us grinning..

(CLIFFHANGER, So yeah as you can tell I made a new book, I know, I know, it's shit but hey! It's my first book! What can you expect? I only made oneshots before this! But anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter! Take care, Bye!!!)