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Disclaimer: The characters presented in this view are purely fictional. Kindly not relate them to human life, though they are human. The portrait of Newton uncle should not offend anyone, I guess🙏
Thanks for wasting for 1 minute.

*Dramatic music*

Welcome to exclusive baat along with someone ka saath co powered by Ching's Chinese and sponsored by ramu kaka chai chain(dilli waale) co sponsored by rajnigandha golden pearls.

Aaj ki is bematlab ki baat season two mein we have a spl guest Newton babu a.k.a Jagat doshi.

So I saw the last update...(ofc I only posted that) and I just randomly selected my first lucky contestant
That is...None other then TheBeautiful_Mess meliii pyaaalii ammunition

*Applause*

Shuru karte h round number ek se

*Dhooom tanananana re re nananananna dhoooom tanananan
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh kabhi khushi kabhi gam lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaah*

Sorry for extra drama! But yeh dil maange more

More 123 ekdum fresh sabziyaan aaj hi apne paas waale store se sampark karein!

Pehla sawaaal aapki chamakti dhamaktii screen k upar yeh raha

*Tiaao tiaao tiaaao tiaaaao tiaaao*

1. Meri pyaar ammunition, tujhe kyu lagta hai Newton and me are dating?

Doorsa sawaal extra cheese masala ke saath....

Newton: bhai yeh c ki value 3*10^8 kyu? Einstein ko bolake configure karana parega

Me: uncle ye lo juice piyo
*Adds Ajay devgan's vimaal masala in it*

Newton badhosh, chal ammu to hosh m aaja😁

2. Yeh Newton ji ke naam mein new kyu aata hai? (1 million mark question)

3. Sabko Newton ka apple kyu nahi khaana

Newton: agla sawaal m pochoonga
Me: chalo thik h

Newton uncle: 4 th question is ammunition ne ASC ka dhanda kyu aur kab shuru kiya?

Aur is round ka aakhiri sawaal
5th yaani paanchwaaaaaan

Ammu tu ammu kyu h mammmmu ya tammmmu kyu nahi?

Chalo bina bakwaas kiye round 2 ki baariiiiii

[Your thing here]

Ammunition is dabbe m koi aisi cheez bta Jo tu chahti h Newton uncle tere lye karein.

Newton: curiously waiting sweetheart ;)

Round 3😌

[Your wish here]

Arz kiya h
Yeh wish h aisi
Yeh wish h aisi, hoti nahi poori
Par har roz khaate hain halwa poori😂

Bad shyari!

Dabbe m wish daalo
Chahe Newton babu ko nachanna ho ya gana gawanna ho
Hum idhar baithat h uuke waaste

Ab chalat hain
Bishes m jaad rakhna