Velli kitaab

Sh#t

So.....

As usual

I was returning from my tuitions.

Life m waise bhi aur kuch bachaa nhi karne ko. :/

And something happened.

Me (calling)

Call waali aunti : Jis number se aap sampark karna chahte hai wo coverage area k bahr h kripya kuch der baad baat karein.

Me to me: koi lene aajaooo

Sun uncle: and dude wassup

Me: raat ki chaandni

Sun uncle: pretty rude huh?

Me: nahi nahi. Yeh Jo beautiful pasena gift kiya h iske lye aapko universe bahut comets degii khaane ko

Sun uncle: oh, I don't eat comets!

Me: to m kya karu...Mummy ko bulao mujhe ghar jaanaaa h...
Nini aarhiii h

Me (calling again)

Call waali aunti : Jis number se aap sampark karna chahte hai wo coverage area k bahr h kripya kuch der baad baat karein.

(Called again)

Jis number se aap sampark karna chahte hai wo coverage area k bahr h kripya kuch der baad baat karein.

At THAT MOMENT, AS I DISCONNECTED THE CALL,

Projectile motion hogya..

Mera phone slow motion mein haath se ground pe crash land.

Me (inside) : Gya
Gya gya gya gya gya gya gya

Phone: aaauuuuch, hate u itni zor se koi maarta h?

Me: tu thik h?

Phone: thik hu tohii bol raha hu
Bas..

Me: kyaaaa bass?

Phone: papa se daant khaaliyo bass screen tut gyi.

CRAP.

~
Ok ab m daant khaake aayi
Tab take vote dabaaa denaa

😁😁😁😁

Newton aapka din kushal se un-kushal kare.

Jai narendra modi ki.