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Sickness things #101

Me: *gets sicks*

Thought 1: Ooooooh chlo acha h ab Newton tang nhi karega😀

Thought 2: oh shit mera chemy ka test kaise karoongi😨

Thought 3: areey iska matlab kal school aur tuition ki chuttiii yipeeeeeeee😸

Thought 4 : what if I have cancer? Sar bhi dard ho rha h. I m feeling like puking too agr sachme cancer hua phir...???

*Imagines the possible consequences for 101 more minutes*

Thought 5: agr m kal school nhi gyi to koi mujhe miss karega??

Thought 6: this is so boring

Thought 7: kya yarr isse acha to kisika roast kardu mai😩

Thought 8: ab to m apna favourite chocolate bhi nhi khaa sakti😭

Thought 9: chalo wattpad pe hi dekhlete h kya chal rha h

Ooooo I m spammed😁😁

Thought 10: 😑😶😏
Kisiko maarne ka Mann ho rha h😶😶😶😶😶
Pakk gye yr
Idhar mera hi roast ho rakha h

Thought 11: aaja mere bed sirf tu hi mujhe samajhta h😑
Baaki sab kachre

Thought 12: areey mera hanky...idhar aa teri bahut zaroorat h.😆

*Hanky is tripping with my virus*

Me: mamma nya hanky dedo

Mumma: tune sab gande kar diye

Me: 😨

BGM plays
*Dhoomtanananana re re re nanananananana*

Me also: oh no
Iss sansaar m to hanky khtm hogye
Ab m kya karoongi
NAHIIIIII
NAHIIIIII
NAHIIIIIIIIIII

*Starts remembering god*

Hey bhagwaan kuch bhi lelo par hanky dedo
Aise atyachaar na karo
Yeh lo SL ARORA rakhlo par hanky na cheeno
aise na karo

*Closes eyes and forwards hands*
Shyad aasmaan se koi hanky gir jai

*Hanky falls*

Oh bhagwaan....maine to suna tha is duniya m Newton k Bina aasmaan se kuch nhi girta
par tune to uska law fail kardiya...

Wahhh! Wahh!

Electronic voice: GAME OVER