Velli kitaab

blaaa

Okay so..
Firstly hi
Hello!
Vannakkam!
Nomoshte.!!

Kaise h aap? (Omg itna formal)

Hmmmm

My conscience to me: aage bhi bol le...bass yahi karne aiyi thi?
Me: mood khrab h yrr plz aaj nhi
My conscience: chal thik h.

So as the title suggests this is blaaaa means my bakwaas....
Only bakwaaaaaaaaas.
So read on your own risk!!

Hmmmmm

To na hua yu ki

Aaaj hmara physics ka lecture tha. Sir kuch kuch kara rhe the.

Bass phir kya kara hi rhe the XD XD XD.

Class was silent...phir achanak

Door pe awaaz aiyi...

Thak
Thak thak

To PTA chala carpenter uncle hai!

Tumhe kya Laga? Din mein Annabelle hogi😂😂
Ya churail???

Acha imagine Kiya waise!

Kya aapne conjuring bina photons(light) ke dekhi h?
Kya aap ek Baar m last finger karne nhi gye?

Agr in sawaalo ka jawab yes h to.....

AAPKE TOOTHPASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI!
YEAH BAAT 100 PRATISHAT SATYA H!

*Crowd claps*

*I m overwhelmed*

*Crowd mein se ek Insaan insists me to be a stand up comedian*

Mai to pehle hi wattpad comedian hu😆
Baaki stand up ka kya h, hum to baith k bhi kar lete h comedy!

Rag rag mein talent😆😆

Okay. So I have some unanswered questions, if u guys wish to share your opinion....

Kya aap debit aur credit mein farak jaante h??

Kya aap bta sakte h pehle murgi aiyi ya anda?

Kya koi btaiga Newton ki maut kaise hui? (I have answered this already though)

Kya sirf PCM waalon ki life ki faluda ice cream banti h?

Yeh pyaar dhokha kyu h?

Yeh melody itni chocolaty kyu h?

Yeh society itni c se start hoke a pe khtm kyu h?

Yeh wattpad itne advertisements kyu deta h?

Zayn aur gigi ka break up kyu hua?

1D kyu alag hua?

Kya aapke toothbrush mein plastic h?

Kya aapke TOOTHPASTE mein Namak h?

Kya is duniya m koi alag planet ka vyakti h?

Kya yeh kya wo h?

Kya koi cheez h jo dil ka band baja de?

Kya pencil m wood h?

Kya Hey_Shine hi chamak h?

Kya is kitaab ki writer genius h?

Kya kisi ke paas assault riffle h??

Kya yahan koi mental asylum se 700 rupee lekr aiya h?

Kya koi monkey yeh book parta h?

Kya Paani m pottasium hota h?

Kya gheya butter chicken se zyada tasty h?

Kya bitter guard mein koi sheild h?

Kya koi mere saare sawaalo ka jawab de Sakta h?

Kya aap Paytm use karte h?

Kya aap Apne bank ka transaction number btainge?

Kya aapne ab tak Aadhar aur PAN Ko link karwaiya?

Kya aapne kabhi online hotel book kiya?

Kya Airtel fastest 4G network h?

Kya aapka dimaag khrab h?

Kya aap bhi xyz karte h?? (Double meaning XD)

Acha ab chalti hu
Duaaon aur SL Arora ke JEE Advanced waale part m yaad rakhna!

*Hums the Channa mereya song and leaves*