Soos: Dude, that was a dinosaur, bros!!!
Dipper: How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years?!?
Soos: Did you see that Mr. Pines?!? Mr. Pines?
Stan: It- it took him!
You: Took who?!?
Stan: The pig! It took Waddles!
Mabel: *comes riding her bike* What'd you say about Waddles?
You, Dipper, Soos, and Stan: ...
Mabel: Woah, awkward silence! BWAHHHHH!!! What's going on?!? Why are you standing around all awkwardly?!? And where's Waddles?!?
Stan: Um... uh... the good news is: you're getting a puppy!!!
Mabel: What happened?!?
Stan: Well, see, um, when the-
Soos: The pig got eaten by a pterodactyl, bro!
Mabel: WHAT?!? WADDLES?!? WADDLES!!! Where did he go?!? How did this happen?!? Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?!?
Stan: Haha, w-what?!? No, I didn't put him anywhere!!! I'm not acting suspicious!!! You're acting suspicious!!! What's a pig?!?
Dipper: Then what happened?
Stan: Uh, look, it went down like this, see?!? So there I was, in the living room, tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams!!! When all of a sudden, the creature came bursting through the door and took Waddles!!! So I said: Ahhhh, no dice, cowboy!!! and start punching him right in the face!!! But he played dirty!!! That really happened!!! *starts to fake cry*
You: Mhm...
Mabel: Uhg, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!!! *hugs Stan*
Stan: Oh yep, I'm a... great man alright.
Dipper: You punched a pterodactyl in the face?!? I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural!
Stan: Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards!!! Get off my back!!!
Mabel: *stops hugging and looks at a picture of her and Waddles as tears fall down her cheeks* Oh... Waddles...
You: That's it, no pterodactyl messes with my best friend!
Dipper: Yeah, we're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig!!! For Mabel, guys!!!
You: For Mabel!!!
Soos: For Mabel!!!
Stam: But how do we even find the little guy?!?
Mabel: *gasp* We follow that!!! *points at some red string that goes through the forest*
You, Dipper, and Soos: *cheer*
Stan: Or, you know, we could just call it a day, maybe hit the pool hall, or...
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *stare at Stan*
Stan: ...yeah, let's go save Woggels!!!
Mabel: Waddles.
Stan: Him too!
We get what we need including a cage which I thought was too small but whatever. The search for Waddles was about to begin!!!
Soos: *finishes spray painting something in the car* Alright, that pterodactyl won't know what hit him!!!
Dipper: Huh, it's pterodactyl, man.
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