Twilight chat room
Jasper's P.O.V.
I think Alice is super mad at me now. No wonder, I was such an asshole on chat.
But everything I said was TRUE!!! Oh well, it doesn't matter if it was true, she's not speaking to me.
"Alice?" I walked up to her- we were in our bedroom, she was on the vanity- and put my hands on her shoulders.
She shrugged me off. "Go away, jasper."
I pouted. "Come on Alice, why are you being like this?"
She turned around and glared at me, she got up and started backing me up into a corner. "I don't care if Emmett brags about his...personal life...but I care if YOU talk about OURS! God Jasper, can you imagine if Carlisle and Esme were on chat? I WOULD DIE."
I grit my teeth together. "Alice, I'm SORRY. I promise not to mention it again."
She through up her hands. "Whatever!"
Shoppingwaythebest logs on
Bells<3vamps logs on
Shoppingwaythebest: im depressed.
Bells<3vamps: awww why
Shoppingwaythebest: everyone knows about my sex life.
Bells<3vamps: at least you HAVE a sex life...
Shoppingwaythebest: =( awww sry bells.
Bells<3vamps: I guess it could be worse for you, Carlisle and Esme could be on here....now wouldn't THAT be...uncomfortable...
Doctorvampie logs on (Carlisle)
Doctorvampie: what is this I hear? Is that all you kids do on here? Talk about sex?
Shoppingwaythebest: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bells<3vamps: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID YOU FIND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmie.com logs on
Emmie.com: hey guys!
Doctorvampie: Emmett told me
-silence-
Shoppingwaythebest: lets kill him, bells.
Bells<3vamps logs off
Shoppingwaythebest: HEY WAIT FOR ME!
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Emmie.com: crap.
Doctorvampie: better run Emmett.
Emmie.com logs off
Doctorvampie: now what?
Sparklyvamp logs on
Sparklyvamp: hey daddi-o
Doctorvampie: MY BOY! THE ONE I ACTUALLY LIKE!
Imsoemo logs on
Imsoemo: gee thanks, dad.
Doctorvampie: uh....
Mothervampirelover logs on(esme)
Mothervampirelover: MY BEAUTIFUL SONS!!!!! CARLISLE! MY LOVING HUSBAND!!!
Doctorvampie: -sigh- hello dear
Imsoemo: at least someone loves me
Mothervampirelover: LALALALALALALALA I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!
Sparklyvamp: uh...
Mothervampirelover: DUM DEE DUMMM DUMMMM
Sparklyvamp: whats wrong with mom?
Doctorvampie: oh, you didn't know?
Imsoemo: no, what?
Doctorvampie: esme takes some happy pills.
Sparklyvamp: 'happy' pills?
Doctorvampie: that's right.
Imsoemo: what do they do?
Doctorvampie: well, obviously esme was depressed and suicidal, after all she did jump off a cliff, so...i gave her some...happy pills....to loosen her up. She loves them.
Sparklyvamp: dad, i think that's illegal.
Doctorvampie: what do you care whats legal? WE'RE FREAKIN VAMPIRES!
Imsoemo: right....
Mothervampirelover: BYE MY DARLING BOYS!
Mothervampirelover logs off
Doctorvampie: i better go make sure she doesn't hurt someone...or others.
Doctorvampie logs off
Sparklyvamp: well, I guess that leaves you and me jasper
Imsoemo logs off
Sparklyvamp: -sigh-
Sparklyvamp logs off
