Twilight chat room 2
Emmett's P.O.V.
Rosalie came waltzing into the room, her long blond hair swishing from side to side...
She's so beautiful...
I tried to focus. WHICH IS SO HARD!!!!!
"Hey rose," I called from across the our bedroom.
Rose barely looked at me as she went over to her vanity, to go look in her mirror...again.
"Hmm?" She mumbled.
I was up behind her in an instant, and put my hands on her shoulder. She looked up at me with annoyed look. "Listen honey, you know what I think?" I said.
She smirked. "I didn't know you thought. Is this a new thing?"
I pouted. "Awww...don't be like that rose."
She rolled her eyes. "What do you think Emmett?"
I beamed. "You should join our chat room."
She turned completly around and looked at me. "The thing that only you, jasper, alice, and bella are on?"
"It's NOT JUST US!"
She rolled her eyes again. "Sure....it's not."
I grimaced. "Whatever. Just join, k?"
"No."
"But-"
"I said no, Emmett." She glared at me.
I gave up, and went over to the computer to go online again.
Emmie.com logs on
Emmie.com: "HEYYY!!!!! ANYONE HOME!!!!"
Bells<3vamps: -sigh- hi Emmett.
Emmie.com: don't sound so excited to hear from me.
Bells<3vamps: sry, im just sad about what Edward did.
Emmie.com: what did he do this time?
Bells<3vamps: the usual. Wont turn me into a vampire, wont have sleep with me, all this stuff.
Emmie.com: right. That stuff...
Imsoemo logs on
Imsoemo: whats up guys
Emmie.com: bella is confused about her sexuality.
Bells<3vamps: WHAT?! EMMET WHAT THE HELL, I NEVER SAID THAT!!!
Emmie.com: it was implied.
Bells<3vamps: NO IT WASN'T.
Imsoemo: so where's alice?
Shoppingwaythebest log on
Shoppingwaythebest: HEY HONEY BEAR!
Imsoemo: SNOOKIPUSS!
Emmie.com: is that ur names in bed?
...
-silence-
Imsoemo: yes, yes it is.
Shoppingwaythebest: OMG JASPER! SHUT UP!
Emmie.com: heehee
Bells<3vamps: awkward....
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Imsoemo: i think she's mad at me.
Shoppingwaythebest logs on
Shoppingwaythebest: Hey guys
Imsoemo: didn't u JUST log off...?
Shoppingwaythebest: Oh, its not really alice.
Emmie.com: huh?
Bells<3vamps: then who is it?
Shoppingwaythebest: the love of your existence.
Bells<3vamps: *gasp* JACOB?
Shoppingwaythebest: WHAT? NO!!! The other one
Bells<3vamps: omg MIKE! Ive missed u!!! How did you find this chat room!?
Emmie.com: hahaha...mike.
Shoppingwaythebest: NO!!!! Its the other love of u life....
Shoppingwaythebest: before u say anything, its not Eric, or Sam, or any of the wolf pack members...or Tyler.
Bells<3vamps: OMG! JESSICA!!! I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KISS ME!!!
Shoppingwaythebest: WHAT????? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ITS EDWARD!!!!!!!
Bells<3vamps: oh.
Imsoemo: Jessica? Bells ur lesbian?
Bells<3vamps: well, i am obviously. Im dating a girl.
Emmie.com: Edward is a boy....
Bells<3vamps: -dumbfounded- ur kidding. Uv GOT to be kidding.
Imsoemo: uhh...nope.
Shoppingwaythebest: u guys are making me feel bad.
Bells<3vamps: shut up for sec. Jasper, ur telling me, ive been dating a BOY for over a year? Whoa. I seriously thought it was a girl...
Emmie.com: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoppingwaythebest: i hate u guys. Except for u bella, I LOVE U
-silence-
Bells<3vamps: it was an honest mistake. I mean, she... 'he' does sparkle...
Shoppingwaythebest: ALL VAMPIRES DO!!!!
Imsoemo: no they don't. Its just u buddy
Shoppingwaythebest: =(
Bells<3vamps: its okay eddie. Ill still marry u and stuff, since u look like a girl, and smell like a girl, and ACT like a girl....its all good.
Shoppingwaythebest: =)
Emmie.com: why are u using alice's screen name? Her computer?
Shoppingwaythebest: I wanted to try out ur little chat room. Now that i have, Im never going on it again.
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Bells<3vamps: awww
Imsoemo: don't worry bella, we'll get him back on here. Its too much to resist
Emmie.com: See u later.
Bells<3vamps: bye
Bells<3vamps logs off
Emmie.com logs off
Imsoemo logs off
