Requested by: newMalicetea
Masky and Toby were in the living room playing chess until Nina came in holding a potion..
Nina: TOBY!! HOW COULD YOU SET MY RIBBONS ON FIRE?! YOU LITTLE DICK!
Masky: Language!
Toby: (screams back) I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE DICK!
Nina: YES DARN RIGHT YOU DON'T! HELL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE.
Masky: LANGUAGE! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE! (points at the readers)
Random reader: I- uhh. I'm 12 and I know what Yaoi and Yuki porn are...
Masky: (gasps) YOUR INNOCENCE HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY!
Nina: (walks to Toby and Masky) KARMA IS A BIATCH! (Pours the potion on the two proxies and runs away)
Toby and Masky coughed out loud. In the blink of an eye, they realize they aren't in their own body. In fact, they switched bodies.
Masky: That girl is friggin crazy! Why do you wear so much stuff! It's so damn hot! (Starts removing his clothes)
Toby: (peeking at the inside of his jeans) Wwwoowwwww. You have one bi-
Masky: (covers Toby's mouth) NO! THIS BOOK STAYS PG-13!
Toby: ...I'm wearing a mask so I can still talk.
Masky: DON'T!
Toby: I shall reveal Masky's face readers! (Slowly takes off the mask)
Masky: (Smacks Toby to unconsciousness)
Toby: (falls on the floor)
Masky: No one shall know.... (Takes a peek inside Toby's jeans)
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CREEPYPASTA FUNNY MOMENTS!
FanfictionA collection of short stories/scenarios/moments of the Creepypastas having fun! Come and read as it may tickle your funny bone! [D I S C L A I M E R] Most of these aren't mine. Credits to those who do own them. If you get offended, pm me and we'll t...
