Dipper: We're gonna land on something eventually! It could be any second now!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Soos: *prepare for the impact* ...
Stan: Well, looks like we're down here for the long hall. *takes out some jack cards* Who wants to see some cards tricks?!? *tries to shuffle the cards which fly upwards and out of his hands* ... Ta-da!!!!
Mabel: *claps*
Soos: Hey, maybe we should pass the time by telling stories!!!
Dipper: I've got a story! It's called: the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spend the rest of our natural lives!!!
Soos: ...go on.
You: C'mon Dip, you can do better than that.
Dipper: Fine. *takes Mabel's glow stick* I'll tell you a story. A story I like to call Voice Over.
Voice Over: Third Person POV
You, Mabel, Soos, and Wendy were outside playing Spin The Pig with Waddles while Stan was on the porch reading a newspaper.
Mabel: Ready?!?
You, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: SPIN!!!THE!!! PIG!!!
Mabel and Soos: *spin Waddles who ends up pointing at Stan*
Mabel: *hugs Waddles* Hey Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before?
Stan: I'm not gonna answer that question.
Dipper: *comes running* Guys, guys!!!! I think I just got bit by a snake!!!! I need you to get me to a hospital, quick!!!
Stan: *starts to laugh uncontrollably*
Dipper: What, what's so funny?!?
Stan: Eh, sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're with that squeaky puberty voice you got there!!!
Dipper: My what?!?
Mabel: It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper! You're voice is just "hiLAriOus!!!"
Dipper: Are you saying my voice cracks?!? My voice doesn't crack!!!
Soos: Dude, no offense, but it cracks so much we already made a techo-remix out of it. *takes out a mixtape*
"Nice to meet you, my name's Dipper Pines! P-p-pines pines pines... Nice to meet you. P-p-pines pines pines... "
Dipper: Do I really sound like that...?
You: ...
Wendy: Oh, here comes my favorite part!!!
"Stop it, guys!!!"
Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *laugh*
Dipper: *snatches the mixtape* Gimme that!!! *storms off into the forest*
(y/n) wanted to follow Dipper, but decided not to. Leave him time to cool off. Dipper went for a walk when he bumped into Old Man McGucket who brought him into his junk yard. He gave Dipper a strange potion and said it would change his voice. He drank it, then came back to the Mystery Shack. The next morning...
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Ep.14: Bottomless Pit
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