Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOOK!!!

The results!

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Jason: Okay...What the heck...

Jason: Well, The rest of the Whale army had- broken fins, tons of broken teeth, and loss of hearing

Whale Army: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants

Jason: I'm sensing a pattern...

Jason: And Bob the Big Blue Whale- nothing, except hearing loss...

Bob the Big Blue Whale: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants

Jason: ...-___-

Leo: look a wh-

Me: *stares evilly*

Chiron: I took away your computer!

Me: You will never get rid of me!

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ....

Me: STOP!!!

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron has logged off

Me: Finally!

Leo: That's not very nice

Me: I'm sorry

Leo: You should be!

Me: *angry face* Well, you should be a.....DOG!

Hazel: Awww! I found a random dog on the floor. It reminds me of Leo! It even just set on fire! It's name tag says- Leo. Awww! Somebody must have bought it for him! Now he's trying to type on my computer, here's his message. "IasdialjflksjidslghWILLhaoghfsuoihgouGEToiadhgoYOU -Leoaiodjfoiahd

Me: I wonder who he is *evil grin*

Hazel: Why do you have an evil grin?

Me: Me? How dare you accuse me of something

Hazel: I'm sorry

Hazel has logged off to give her new dog, Leo a bath.

Me: *Evil Grin*

Leo: Bark Bark Bark!!! (Dog for- NOOOOOO! I HAVE A STREAK OF NOT TAKING A SHOWER/BATH FOR THREE MONTHS!!!)

Leo has logged off to get a bath...forcefully

Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jason: that's not nice

Me: I know!

Me: and you can be...Leo!

Piper: has anybody seen Jason?

Leo: I'm right here!

Piper: very funny Leo! now has anybody seen Jason

Leo: but. but. but....

Percy: good one!

Me: don't talk to me...

Me: You can be... Athena!

Annabeth: mom! what are you doing here?

Athena: your mom's here! Hide me!!!

Annabeth: mom!

Athena:...

Frank: plz don't hurt me!

Me: don't worry, you can be..... Percy!

Ares: Percy, I challenge you to a rematch!

Percy: Dad!...wait...I'm percy.... AHHHHH!

Ares: get back here!

Nico: at least I'm normal...right?

Me: nope

Me: you are now....wait for it....wait for it...your loved one.... Percy!

Ares: there are two Percy's!

Percy (Nico): I do not like Percy anymore!

Percy (Nico): I like Thalia!

Thalia: Percy..... I'm sorry, this is wrong. I like Nico. plus you have Annabeth.

Annabeth: there's two Percy's!

Athena: Three!

Annabeth: very funny mom.

Athena: who is this fiend! trying to mock me

Athena: no!

Athena: I will find you!!

Athena: *runs*

Athena: *chases "Athena"*

Annabeth: my mom is weird. lets to Percy. *grabs "percy".

Percy (Nico): Ahhhh!

Annabeth: *kisses "Percy"*

Percy (Nico): HELP!

Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Now you guys will turn back to normal, in 3,2,1!

Annabeth: WHY AM I KISSING NICO!!!

Ares: Why am I chasing my son! Not Percy!

Mars: MY son.

Athena: AH! Percy is the imposter!

Percy: HELP!

Hazel: MY EYES!!! I WAS GIVING LEO A BATH!!!

Frank: LEO!!!!!

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