Ep.8: Irrational Treasure

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Blubs: Hearyee, hearyee!!! Yee, your commencement ceremony is about to begin!!!

Durland: *rings a bell like crazy* WOOO!!!! I've got a bell!!!

Thief: *stills a purse*

Old Lady: Help, my purse!!!

Durland: *while ringing the bell* Ring ring!!! Ring ring!!!

Blubs: Heh, he sure loves his bell.

Pacifica: *taps the microphone* Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great-great granddaughter of town founder Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich.

Audience: *clap*

You: *roll your eyes*

Pacifica: Now if you got the pioneer spirit, we ask you to come on up and introduce yourself!

Mabel: *gasp* Audience participation!!!

Dipper: I don't know Mabel, isn't that girl kind of like your arch enemy?

Mabel: That's water under the bridge! *goes to the stage*

You: ...

Pacifica: Our first newcomer is-! ...Mabel.

Mabel: Yeah!!! Let's get this Pioneer Day started!!! *blows raspberries* Right guys?!? USA!!! USA!!!

Audience: USA!!! USA!!!

Guy: *crying* USA!!! *wipes his tears away* USA!!!

Pacifica: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Pioneer Day is for serious people, and you look and act ridiculous. *looks at Mabel's sweater* I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly?

Mabel: *hides the design of her sweater embarrassedly* Hey, I can be serious! *tries to be serious*

Pacifica: You do have nachos hanging from your ears, hun.

Mabel: *holds the nachos as she turns red from embarrassment*

You: *growl and try to go to Pacifica but Dipper stops you*

Pacifica: Wow, I'm embarrassed for you. Give her a hand everybody!!!

Audience: *claps*

Mabel: *sadly goes away*

You and Dipper: *follow Mabel*

Dipper: Hey, you ok?

Mabel: I need some old timey butterscotch...

You: Let's get out if here.

We sit down in front of the Nathaniel Northwest statue and Mabel ate butterscotch.

Mabel: Guys, can I ask you something? Do you think I'm... silly?

Dipper: Uh, no......?

Mabel: *started wide eyed at Dipper, then you* (y/n)?!?

You: I think of you as fun, and adorable.

Mabel: That's another way to say I'm silly! I knew it! The nacho earrings, the sweater, all this time I thought I was being charming, but I guess people see me as a joke. *throws away her nacho earrings, then takes off her sweater and wraps it around her waste*

Dipper: C'mon Mabel, you love that sweater!

Mabel: I did until Pacifica ruined it for me...

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