"You've reached Alec's phone, my phone, because this is Alec... anyways leave a message if you feel like it. If you don't feel like it then bye. How do I stop it—"
"Ok Alec really? It's been three whole days now and I know that you know that I've been calling because this one went directly to voicemail which if I'm being honest I'm a little heated about! Call me desperate if you want but I feel like I deserve a little more than just being sent to voicemail, especially when I didn't even do anything! Or at least I don't think I did...this is why I need you to call me! I'm going crazy here! I don't know, I just got used to talking to you every day, it's part of my routine now and it just feels...weird you know? Well actually you don't know because you're ignoring me. Ok, bye."
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The Number On The Napkin
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